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Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds.
Joan Rivers
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I'm gonna kill him! I'm gonna finish him like a cheesecake! -Fat Amy
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Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds.
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Youre on a diet. Give me that fat cake.
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No, that's not it. The first time we met was at Fat Tuesday's. Benny was playing, this was, I think in 1989?
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For the majority of the time, I may as well have been just a really tan white kid. You know, I may as well have just been, like, a fat kid.
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I miss you like a fat kid on a diet misses cake.
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Im ugly, I'm fat, I'm depressed, I want to die, I hate this world, I hate myself, I cant do anything right, I'm disgusting, I'm just not ok...
Unknown
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I love you like a fat kid loves cake.
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Me: I'm fat. Society: Attention seeker! Me: I'm skinny. Society: Self obsessed!
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Everything that goes into my mouth seems to make me fat, everything that comes out of my mouth embarrasses me.
Gabriel Garcia Marquez
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I don't exercise. I'm skinny-fat. I worry about being too skinny.
Kristen Stewart
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Outside every fat man there was an even fatter man trying to close in
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Nothing says 'I'm a fat ass' like wearing a T-shirt in a swimming pool..
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The Rock is gonna go through HHH like ex-lax goes through his fat-ass mama!
The Rock
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Guns will make us powerful; butter will only make us fat.
Hermann Goering
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They lard their lean books with the fat of others' works.
Robert Burton
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getting depressed about being fat is no incentive to lose weight. It just weighs you down!
Unknown
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Most STUPID questions people usually ask in obvious situation. 1. At movies: hey! What are you doing here? Me: I sell tickets in black here. Don't you know? ... ... 2. In bus: A fat lady steps on my feet: Sorry did that hurt? Me: No not at all. I'm on local anesthesia . Y don't you try again?:O 3. When I got woken up at midnight by a call: sorry! Were you sleeping? Me: Na! I was doing research on whether monkeys in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping, you stupid fool? 4. when they see me with shorter hair: hey Have you had a haircut? Me: Nah! Its autumn. my hairs shedding.! 5. When someone call on land-line and asks where are you? Me: M in market with telephone around my neck LOL :P :P :P
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Most STUPID questions people usually ask in obvious situation. 1. At movies: hey! What are you doing here? Me: I sell tickets in black here. Don't you know? ... ... 2. In bus: A fat lady steps on my feet: Sorry did that hurt? Me: No not at all. I'm on local anesthesia . Y don't you try again?:O 3. When I got woken up at midnight by a call: sorry! Were you sleeping? Me: Na! I was doing research on whether monkeys in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping, you stupid fool? 4. when they see me with shorter hair: hey Have you had a haircut? Me: Nah! Its autumn. my hairs shedding.! 5. When someone call on land-line and asks where are you? Me: M in market with telephone around my neck LOL :P :P :P
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