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It's funny, when people talk about the 70s I can tell you the year of every album but when it comes to the later efforts I can't remember the exact years, it's funny isn't it?
Steve Hackett
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When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave people wondering how you did it...
Jade Williams
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Rearrange these words: 1) PNEIS 2) HTIELR 3) NGGERI 4) BUTTSXE... Did you read: Spine, lither, ginger and subtext? Naughty Naughty.
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A clever man tells a woman he understands her but a stupid man tries to prove it.
Vikrant Parsai
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Before someone gets their drivers liscence they should have to beat Rainbow Road on Mario Kart without falling off.
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When my girlfriend and I fight, I tighten the top to every jar and bottle in the house. Just so I can say "Oh yeah, you need me NOW, huh?"
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Sati is hilarious all the time. She has a great sense of humor. She knows she's funny, too. Like whenever she does something cute, she gets this smile on her face and announces, 'Funny baby!'
Alyson Hannigan
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My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed.
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My bed and I have a special relationship, we're perfect for each other. But my alarm clock just hates seeing us together.
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Nascar would be so much more entertaining if they threw banana peels and turtle shells.
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You put funny people in funny costumes and paint them green and we could talk about anything we wanted to, because that was the only thing that fascinated Gene about this particular genre.
Majel Barrett
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Sometimes, when my underwear matches my outfit, it makes me feel like I really have my life together.
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Dear God, my prayer for 2012 is a fat bank account and a thin body. Please don't mix these up like you did this year.
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Look how my lane shifted, elevated my game, lifted my name. Now these lame ni...s could never get it. Like that bad bi... you wanted but could never hit it. Clever with it, my flow like a devil spit it and heaven sent it. So high if I dropped I would fall for 11 minutes.
J Cole
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When I was young, I admired clever people. Now that I am old, I admire kind people.
Abraham J Heschel
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Sometimes on Facebook, I feel like I'm just talking to a wall.
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That feeling when you know, you're pretty, clever, kind, etc. But there's still no one who would love you.
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If we just let our vision of the world go forth, and we embrace it entirely, and we don't try to piece together clever diplomacy but just wage a total war, our children will sing great songs about us years from now.
Richard Perle
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Half of the great comedians I've had in my shows and that I paid a lot of money to and who made my customers shriek were not only not funny to me, but I couldn't understand why they were funny to anybody.
Florenz Ziegfeld
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The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not Eureka! (I found it!) but 'That's funny...�
Issac Asimov
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