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If you move something 10 pounds through space and then stop suddenly, there's a little overshoot. When you transfer weight from one leg to another, there's a certain way that it happens.
Brad Bird
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I was in the game for love. After all, where else can an old-timer with one leg, who can't hear or see, live like a king while doing the only thing I wanted to do?
Bill Veeck
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I reached the stage where I was afraid to wiggle my leg, but then I thought 'why shouldn't I?' It's what I do and now I know how to turn an audience on again.
Steve Marriott
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What if you're a really good person, but you get into a really, really bad fight and your leg gets gangrene and it has to be amputated. Will it be waiting for you in heaven?
Bart Simpson
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They had him spread out, T-position, opened his jeans up/Shot him in the leg bone, he rose up like King Tut.
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What do you say when your friends come to visit and the dog starts humping their leg. Well, if its a pit bull, you say, 'You better let him finish.'
Robert Schimmel
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I love Bill Clinton. I think we should make him king. I'm talking the red robe, the turkey leg - everything.
Tim McGraw
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We now have an opportunity, though, to do something we didn't do in the industrial age, and that is to get a leg up on this, to bring the public in quickly, to have an informed debate.
Jeremy Rifkin
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Two man hitch up on an rub up on. An lay down inna bed. Hug up on another anna feel up leg.
Buju Banton
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Some of the free lunch programs were still goin' on - based on the last leg of the Black Panther Party.
Kool Moe Dee
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I was in the hospital today and saw this cute guy with a cast on his leg and my first thought was this one can't run away.
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Time is a great conference planning our end, and youth is only the past putting a leg forward.
Djuna Barnes
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I tend to do golf charity things because it's much safer and you don't get much chance of a broken arm or leg.
Dougray Scott
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Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, you wont have a leg to stand on.
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Baby close the door. I'll show you what's in store for you. Everything and more so please just close the door.
Day 26
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When you close your eyes to tragedy, you close your eyes to greatness.
Stephen Vizinczey
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I enjoyed showing a bit more leg in the last few stories. It was good fun, but it can be quite s..ist. But it doesn't worry me personally all that much.
Sarah Sutton
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My manager said it would more effective against left-handed hitters. It seemed to me that was impossible to do without the high leg kick, which I started that day.
Juan Marichal
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I then realized my appearance was a bit odd. My right leg was no longer with me. It had caught somewhere in the top of the cockpit as I tried to leave my Spitfire.
Douglas Bader
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When I jerked it out the head remained in my leg, where it remains still. There were a couple of inches of blood on the shaft of the arrow when I pulled it out.
George Crook
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