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Before someone gets their drivers liscence they should have to beat Rainbow Road on Mario Kart without falling off.
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Dear God, my prayer for 2012 is a fat bank account and a thin body. Please don't mix these up like you did this year.
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Sometimes one middle finger isn't enough to let someone know how you feel. That's why you have two hands.
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They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?
Casey Stengel
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The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not Eureka! (I found it!) but 'That's funny...�
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The surprising thing is that I was not funny in high school. I was always jealous of the funny kids because they always got the girls. I couldn't tell a joke to save my life.
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Half of the great comedians I've had in my shows and that I paid a lot of money to and who made my customers shriek were not only not funny to me, but I couldn't understand why they were funny to anybody.
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I am sitting here looking at the most amazing person I have ever seen, smart, funny, caring, and absolutely stunning! Yes, I am looking in the mirror!
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On the 12th day of Christmas, my Facebook gave too me, 12 stupid bi...es, 11 fake people, 10 FB hackings, 9 new po.. websites, 8 wack statuses, 7 ho.. a slurping, 6 bums a posting, 5 ignorant bastards, 4 corny birds, 3 messages, 2 ugly friends, & a girl who smashed the wholeee team.
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When something is truly funny, it's funny all the time.
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The Army War College has been a tradition in central Pennsylvania for years.
Bill Shuster
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It's not that I don't love the song. My songs are like my children: some you want around and some you want to send off to college as soon as possible.
Bobby McFerrin
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Football is violence and cold weather and s.. and college rye.
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I hope my college roommate is freaking awesome! I don't want to be stuck with some freak.
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I have a daughter who is a sophomore in college and another who is in the 11th grade of high school.
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That amazing moment when a teacher cancels a test.
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I always wanted to be some kind of writer or newspaper reporter. But after college... I did other things.
Jackie Kennedy
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No family should have to set aside a college acceptance letter because they dont have the money.
Barack Obama
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Half of the troubles of this life can be traced to saying yes too quickly and not saying no soon enough.
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Anyway, when I was a kid, I dutifully went to the Sydney Technical and Fine Arts College.
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