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Steve Jobs, Bill Gates, and Mark Zuckerberg all dropped out of college. What am I still doing here?!
Unknown
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When bright young minds can't afford college, America pays the price.
Arthur Ashe
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What if my college roommate is a chronic masturbator? I'M SCARED OF COLLEGE!
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Well, we were all in high school and we got together, and in college - we were in art college together.
Alice Cooper
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College ain't so much where you been as how you talk when you get back.
Ossie Davis
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College is a refuge from hasty judgment.
Robert Frost
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Your families are extremely proud of you. You can't imagine the sense of relief they are experiencing. This would be a most opportune time to ask for money.
Gary Bolden
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I went to a party at a bar in college, and gave the bouncer a fake ID. Turns out, he was best friends with the guy on my ID.
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I'm trying to chip away as much as I can on college, but this semester it was nearly impossible. I want to beat that statistic of teen moms not graduating from college.
Bristol Palin
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It is not my wish to lounge about the college and fatten on a fellowship all my days. I am always trying to look upon a college life as a medium not an end.
Thomas Edward Brown
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I plan to go to college in Southampton, a fishery studies college. Again, my brother was down there about two years ago and he said it was great, so I'm looking forward to that.
Tom Felton
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Those in high school going to college next year, and wanted Romney to win, I hope youre still paying off your college debt when you're 47.
Unknown
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Never get married in college; its hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds youve already made one mistake.
Unknown
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College football is big in the south. College...not so much.
Unknown
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If I'd stayed at college I would have become a teacher.
Syd Barrett
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Commencement speeches were invented largely in the belief that outgoing college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated.
Garry Trudeau
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They were often the first students in their family to go to college and the very idea of higher education was still foreign to them. They had to make a conscious and often difficult decision to come to college.
Michael N Castle
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Exams don't test what you know. They test how well you can study the night before.
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In school, if you take too long in the bathroom, everyone thinks you pooped!
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A professional player is smarter than a college man. He uses his noodle. He knows what to do and when to do it. He rarely goes up in the air as is the case with most of our college players when they get in a tight place.
Red Grange
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