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Cookie Monster Thief Not Liar Quotes & Sayings
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Oprah's another liar, a filthy liar. She's telling an enormous woman the size of a planet that she's going to have a career.
Howard Stern
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Me and Harry are not very good with women. I've got better now. But I think any man whoever says he has never had an awkward moment with a girl is a liar. He's either a liar or he's delusional.
Daniel Radcliffe
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I realized some people never change...Once a liar, always a liar...
Unknown
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The man who hints that you are a thief is almost sure to have a large, vulnerable area of dishonesty in his own inner self.
Gordon R Dickson
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Want of money and the distress of a thief can never be alleged as the cause of his thieving, for many honest people endure greater hardships with fortitude. We must therefore seek the cause elsewhere than in want of money, for that is the miser's passion, not the thief s.
William Blake
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Want of money and the distress of a thief can never be alleged as the cause of his thieving, for many honest people endure greater hardships with fortitude. We must therefore seek the cause elsewhere than in want of money, for that is the miser's passion, not the thief s.
William Blake
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It is conventional to call monster any blending of dissonant elements. I call monster every original inexhaustible beauty.
Alfred Jarry
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The greatest horror in the world is not finding a monster but finding out you are the monster.
Unknown
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Liar, liar, your pants are on fire. You've got a nose as long as a telephone wire. I swear to tell the truth. Nothing but the truth. So help me God.
Lucky Dube
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When this monster entered my brain, I will never know, but it is here to stay. How does one cure himself? I can't stop it, the monster goes on, and hurts me as well as society. Maybe you can stop him. I can't.
BTK (Dennis Rader)
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Don't keep it up, don't keep it up. Thief a man, you're just a part of Babylon's plan. Thief a man, you even steal a Rastaman.
Gregory Isaacs
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Sorry, your fortune is in another cookie.
Unknown
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I miss my Dad. My Dad loved cheesy monster movies, so we'd have Godzilla movie marathons. Those are some of my favorite memories, laughing at how the monster outfits were so bad, like black garbage bags for heads.
Ahmet Zappa
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The only thing worse than a liar is a liar that's also a hypocrite!
Tennessee Williams
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The problem here is with a human being, not with a monster, not with an animal. The human being does things that even the monster does not do, because the human is more sophisticated.
Peter Malkin
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People actually were worried that I was going to get stereotyped as a monster after Freddy, but my God, I got stereotyped as white trash for 5 years, the best friend for 5 years, the redneck for 5 years, the nerd for 5 years and let me tell you...it's better to be a monster than to be a nerd.
Robert Englund
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Of course I know about the Chamber of Secrets. In my day, they told us it was a legend, that it did not exist. But this was a lie. In my fifth year, the Chamber was opened and the monster attacked several students, finally killing once. I caught the person who'd opened the Chamber and he was expelled. But the Headmaster, Professor Dippet, ashamed that such a thing had happened at Hogwarts, forbade me to tell the truth. A story was given out that the girl had died in a freak accident. They gave me a nice, shiny, engraved trophy for my trouble and warned me to keep my mouth shut. But I knew it could happen again. The monster lived on, and the one who had the power to release it was not imprisoned.
Tom Riddle
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She's not a cookie cutter. One and only.
Pretty Ricky
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Flattery will go far tonight.
Unknown
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