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I went up to the camp and Paul had me eat my first oyster I had never had an oyster in my life. And he convinced me to eat one. And it was horrible and it was exciting. And I thought, this will be gross and I'll have a story: I had my first oyster with Paul Newman.
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There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, "I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked."
Jerry Seinfeld
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Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women, s..ually, is that men are like firemen. To men, s.. is an emergency, and no matter what we're doing we can be ready in two minutes. Women, on the other hand, are like fire. They're very exciting, but the conditions have to be exactly right for it to occur.
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According to most studies, people's number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two. Does that sound right? This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you're better off in the casket than doing the eulogy.
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According to most studies, people's number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two. Does that sound right? This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you're better off in the casket than doing the eulogy.
Jerry Seinfeld
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That's the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me
Jerry Seinfeld
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There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked.
Jerry Seinfeld
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There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, "I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked."
Jerry Seinfeld
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There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked.
Jerry Seinfeld
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The Four Levels of Comedy: Make your friends laugh, Make strangers laugh, Get paid to make strangers laugh, and Make people talk like you because it's so much fun.
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The Four Levels of Comedy: Make your friends laugh, Make strangers laugh, Get paid to make strangers laugh, and Make people talk like you because it's so much fun.
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Even people who work with me don�t know who I�m dating. I just don�t talk about it so that I won�t implicate others. Just because they�re dating someone famous doesn�t mean they have to lose their privacy. But am I involved? Yes. It�s nice to be wanted romantically, to be desired and, right now, I am.
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Dating a girl with a guy best friend is never easy.
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I'd give my middle nut to start dating Becca. -Evan
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You're right, all guys are the same. It has nothing to do with you exclusively dating douchebags.
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I have a talent for only attracting people I have no interest in dating.
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Whenever I want a really nice meal, I start dating again.
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How many of you have ever started dating because you were too lazy to commit suicide?
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Every week Im rumored to be dating a different Glee cast member and it is hysterical. But none of us are dating each other. I will say that much.
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Oh, you're dating my ex...I thought the five second rule was for food only...
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