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Dead Beat Father Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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My jokes are in my head and I have a duplicate copy of my jokes in a lot of British comics' heads, where they are safe.
Emo Philips
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Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one?
George Bernard Shaw
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Any man can be a Father but it takes someone special to be a dad.
Anne Geddes
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Just because you donate sperm does not make you a father. I don't have a father. I would never give him the credit or acknowledge him as my father.
Sarah Michelle Gellar
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Just because you donate sperm does not make you a father. I don't have a father. I would never give him the credit or acknowledge him as my father.
Sarah Michelle Gellar
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If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.
Bob Edwards
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The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
Will Rogers
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The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
Unknown
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It is by vivacity and wit that man shines in company; but trite jokes and loud laughter reduce him to a buffoon.
Lord Chesterfield
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If, like Harry Keogh, I could talk to the dead - God, there are an awful lot of people I would like to speak to! Not least my father. Being in the army for 22 years, I didn't see enough of him, and I know there are a great many things I could have learned from him.
Brian Lumley
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James Brown became my father. He would talk to me the way a father talked to a son. He became the father I never had.
Al Sharpton
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I lost my father was I 10 years old, and I always looked for a father. I missed my father very much.
Anthony Quinn
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New opinions often appear first as jokes and fancies, then as blasphemies and treason, then as questions open to discussion, and finally as established truths.
George Bernard Shaw
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Beat the odds, beat the Feds. It wouldnt be wise, to bet against the kid.
Jay-Z
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My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.
Emo Philips
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My father was a man of love. He always loved me to death. He worked hard in the fields, but my father never hit me. Never. I don't ever remember a really cross, unkind word from my father.
Johnny Cash
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It was endlessly entertaining, watching people beat each other up. All the little kids in the neighborhood would come and watch... and then we'd beat them up as well.
Wayne Coyne
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I like tinkering with the tribe beat boxes and love using Reason as a beefed up beat box.
Pat Mastelotto
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Beat the pu... up like a ole beat machine. Oop, there it is, bring a friend, tag team.
Yung Joc
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Come pick the track up, cuz this was a massacre, Spitta done beat the beat right, side left & everywhere but backwards.
Currensy
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