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I write for Reader's Digest. It's not hard. All you do is copy out an article and mail it in again.
Milt Kamen
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I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried...but they wanted cash.
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The only thing we care about is gettin' girls & going to the gym.
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I once made love to a female clown, and she twisted my pe..s into a poodle.
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I'm from New York, I make kind of somewhat maybe lewd, at times - maybe some would say dirty - jokes. But in jest.
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Yeah, I know I'm ugly...I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'
Rodney Dangerfield
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The ideal women does exist, but she is always married to another man.
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The fastest way to meet new people is to pick up somebody else's change at a cocktail bar.
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Robert Pattinson must be the only guy in the world who enjoys his girlfriend being on her period.
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That awkward moment when your friend jokingly says something about you but it secretly true.
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The roses have wilted, The violets are dead, Sugar is lumpy And so is your head.
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My wife was fitted with a coil. For about 18 months I hated it! She used to pick up CB signals.
Bob Monkhouse
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.
Dennis Miller
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My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden.
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You are so big, you plays hopscotch like, 'Texas...Alabama...North Carolina...Pennsylvania...'
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Condoms are like women...most of the time they're pretty annoying, but you need them to get laid.
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What do you call a computer that can sing? A dell.
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I think the more the actor lets you know what he thinks of the character, the less the audience cares - like a comedian who laughs at his own jokes.
Neil LaBute
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Children always know when company is in the living room - they can hear their mother laughing at their father's jokes
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Your momma's butt is so big, she got stopped at the airport for having 200 pounds of crack!
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