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Dont Drink And Drive You Might Spill Your Beer Quotes & Sayings
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Beer is not a good cocktail-party drink, especially in a home where you don't know where the bathroom is.
Billy Carter
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Now, son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies and kids with fake IDs.
Dan Castellaneta
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Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.
Jack Nicholson
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Life is too short to drink cheap beer.
Unknown
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Give beer to those who are perishing, wine to those who are in anguish; let them drink and forget their poverty and remember their misery no more.
Bible
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Do not cease to drink beer, to eat, to intoxicate thyself, to make love, and to celebrate the good days.
Egyptian Proverb
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tay busy, get plenty of exercise, and dont drink too much. Then again, dont drink too little.
Unknown
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We're the only band that's got real communication between the stage and the audience. People know they can come and talk to us and pour beer over us, buy us a drink and spit at us. [on his group, the Damned].
Captain Sensible
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The University of Nebraska says that elderly people that drink beer or wine at least four times a week have the highest bone density. They need it - they're the ones falling down the most.
Jay Leno
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There are only two times when I drink beer, when I'm alone and when I'm with someone else.
Unknown
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I will never have a drink and get behind the wheel of a car. It's not illegal to drink and drive, but there becomes a certain point where it does become a crime.
Tracey Gold
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If you don't drink, smoke, or drive a car, you're a tax evader.
Thomas S Foley
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I urge people to learn from the mistakes of others. Please drink responsibly and it's never acceptable to drink and drive!
Kim Kardashian
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I urge people to learn from the mistakes of others. Please drink responsibly and its never acceptable to drink and drive!
Kim Kardashian
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If you must drink and drive, drink Pepsi.
Unknown
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They drink a lotta beer, do a lotta riding around; I drink a lotta beer, do a lotta riding around.
Larry Brown
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There are those who love to get dirty and fix things. They drink coffee at dawn, beer after work. And those who stay clean, just appreciate things. At breakfast they have milk and juice at night. There are those who do both, they drink tea.
Gary Snyder
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Friends don't let friends drink Light Beer.
Unknown
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If I dressed myself in fire, and built my house of snow, and made iron my food; and if I were to drink in all pain like water, and drive the entire earth before me.
Sri Guru Granth Sahib
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Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!
Dan Castellaneta
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