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Dont Keep Pee In A Jar Quotes & Sayings
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I always look behind the shower curtain before I go pee...you know, incase there is a murderer...
Unknown
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Hey lady, won't you be my dog and I'll be your tree and you can pee on me.
Funkadelic
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My parents did not trust me. I had to pee in a cup every night.
Kelly Osbourne
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Yeah! You ain't cool, unless you pee your pants!
Billy Madison
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With religions it's crucial, when reading labels, to verify whether or not the content is in each jar.
Vanna Bonta
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Champagne on ice, good weed in the jar. Everything Hermes, Chanel seats in the car.
Wiz Khalifa
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Little men with little minds and little imaginations go through life in little ruts, smugly resisting all changes which would jar their little worlds.
Zig Ziglar
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It's very little trouble for me to accommodate my fans, unless I'm actually taking a pee at the time.
Harrison Ford
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It's very little trouble for me to accomodate my fans, unless I'm actually taking a pee at the time.
Harrison Ford
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I keep it real, I dont sugar coat, I dont lie and I dont hold back what I have to say. If everyone did this, the world would be a much better place. But because people dont, everyone is living in a fantasy world, and they dont know the truth.
Imani Forpahl
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I've been teased by my family all my life. I can open up a jar of pickles and make the most excruciating face...I don't even know I'm doing it.
Bryan Cranston
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Little men with little minds and little imaginations go through life in little ruts, smugly resisting all changes which would jar their little worlds
Zig Ziglar
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Some folks have a few drinks to unwind, but me? I like to take out one contact and chug a jar of jalapenos, toss on my snuggie...same effect.
Analeigh Tipton
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That's a wonderful side effect of leather pants: when you pee yourself in them, they're more forgiving than jeans.
Slash
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Nothing says 'I sit down when I pee' quite like a dude enjoying a bottle of Mike's Hard Lemonade.
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You better pay for that pee-stick when you're done with it. Don't think it's your's just because you marked it with your urine! - Rollo
Juno (The Movie)
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People want to know why I do this, why I write such gross stuff. I like to tell them I have the heart of a small boy -- and I keep it in a jar on my desk.
Stephen King
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Here's to the girls that dont wake up with perfect hair. Who dont mind eating a big mac instead of a salad. Who dont wear 50 pounds of make up. Who'd rather spend the day in sweat pants than jeans. Who love the comfort of t shirts. Who dont get all the guys. Who arent 'popular' but feel like it with their friends. Who stick to sneakers instead of heels. Who arent afraid to break a nail. Who dont always get what they want. Who dont need a guy to tell them their beautiful. Here's to the girls that are just like me.
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Brooklyn was the most wonderful city a man could play in, and the fans there were the most loyal there were.
Pee Wee Reese
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Everybody rat now, spittin on the beat tapes. Dirtball ni...z, can't even pee straight.
Tony Yayo
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