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Watching a horror movie and thinkin: No dont kill him! Hes hot.
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Weve all met people who are supposedly incredibly intelligent but dont know which way to sit on a lavatory.
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I dont know. We dont really fall under a label. Its generally based around rock music, but I guess, theatrical rock? I dont know. I cant really describe it. I suck at that.
Brendon Urie
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Please dont act like you do. You dont care, I know you dont. Youve watched me destroy myself for too long now. If you really cared, you would have tried to stop it by now.
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Dont talk, just act. Dont say, just show. Dont promise, just prove.
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I know you dont love me and I know you dont miss me at all, you think Im not good enough for you and Im not what your looking for, I know all of that, yet I dont know why on earth do I still love you and HOPE that one day youll feel the same...
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Dont make me sad, dont make me cry. Sometimes love is not enough and the road gets tough I dont know why.
Lana Del Rey
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She has my full name on her butt. I dont regret it at all. People always make fun of me for it, but I dont regret it because at the time, and still to this day, Ill always have love for Adrienne. Thats why I havent gotten it removed, and I dont think I will. At least thats what Im saying now.
Rob Kardashian
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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Dont worry if the sun dont shine. You've seen it before, you dont need to worry. Every days an uphill climb, nothing has changed.
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I dont need a man. But Im happier with one. I like to have someone I can touch and squeeze and kiss. But I dont fold up and die if I dont have a man around.
Cher
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I guess the real fact of the matter is, we dont know what tomorrow is going to bring and the only thing we really have is right now. So, dont stay angry for too long and learn to forgive. Love your friends and family with all your heart. Have fun and live your life the way you want to live it. Most of all, dont worry about people that dont like you and enjoy the ones who do.
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You dont try to build a well, you dont set out to build a wall, you dont say I am going to build the biggest baddest wall that has ever been built, you dont start there, you say I am going to lay this brick as perfectly as a brick can be laid and you do that ever single day until you have a wall.
Will Smith
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You dont mean anything. I dont want you. I dont need you. I never loved you. Youre nobody and youll never make it. Youre a mistake.
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Happy 420, Dont hate the smokers. Live your life and dont judge others. You probably do things that they dont like too. REMEMBER THAT.
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Racks, pause on the pork. I be going ham ni... I dont need a fork. Ball so hard ni... I dont need a court. Purple label everything ni... I dont need a horse.
Meek Mill
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If I hurt your feelings in any way I just want you to know from the bottom of my heart that I don't care.
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If I tell you I want to be a door-to-door salesman, dont knock it.
Jarod Kintz
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When your dad is mad and asks you, Do I look stupid? Dont answer him
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