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Driving Drunk Funny Quotes & Sayings
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When your companions get drunk and fight, take up your hat and wish them good night
Proverb
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Come, for my part I will have only those glorious, manly pleasures of being very drunk, and very slovenly.
William Wycherley
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He uses statistics like a drunk uses lamp-posts, more for support than illumination.
Romano Prodi
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When your companions get drunk and fight, take up your hat and wish them good night.
Unknown
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Yeah, we had everything to lose but we still lived like we were about to die. After all we were the drunk scouts of America.
Sixx AM
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I like to go to a red carpet event and see what everybody's wearing and who's drunk and who's talking to whom.
Kathy Griffin
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The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.
William Butler Yeats
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She don't care if I'm stoned and sloppy drunk, long as she got the keys.
ZZ Top
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Do It Under the Influence Yourself! That's what we're shooting for! Get drunk and make your dreams come true.
Aziz Ansari
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I'm too drunk to light the bong. I'm too stoned to write this song.
Brad Nowell
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I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won't let himself get snotty about it.
Raymond Chandler
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The best research for playing a drunk is being a British actor for 20 years.
Michael Caine
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I have been brought up and trained to have the utmost contempt for people who get drunk.
Winston Churchill
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I'll get drunk, we'll go out and have fun...I'll go back to my room and I'll sleep in like boxers.
Jonah Hill
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The sky was falling down on me and I spent most of the time drunk. It was the only way I could handle it.
David Millar
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Like who the hell cares if she smokes? Get over it. Or if he sleeps around? It's his choice. Or if they get drunk? That's not your business.
Unknown
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Standing on the porch, drinking liquor, drunk, smoking weed
Juicy J
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It's two a.m. and I'm drunk again, and it's heavy on my mind. I could never love again, so much as I loved you.
Dave Matthews Band
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That incident ruined my reputation for 10 years. Get one Beatle drunk and look what happens!
Harry Nilsson
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Being sober while adults are drunk is probably the closest thing to hell on earth.
Unknown
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