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Driving Drunk Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Drunk on the cock, never been harder. We light things up like a fu..ing fire starter.
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Why don't you down a 4 Loco, Count Boozy Von Drunk a Ton? -Santana
Glee
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Not every man remembers the name of the cow which supplied him with each drop of milk he has drunk.
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If four or five guys tell you that you're drunk, even though you know you haven't had a thing to drink, the least you can do is to lie down a little while
Joseph Schenck
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Yo! Party at Cindy's house! Drunk white women for everybody! -Shorty
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Once, I took a taxi. I hate those limousines. They stink and their drivers have been driving dead people to the cemeteries.
Klaus Kinski
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I have worked hard to improve my consistency in my driving, irons, short game, and putting.
Natalie Gulbis
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My car finally heats up when I reach my destination.
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It's always awesome when my blinker matches the beat of the song on the radio.
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Oh, you know, driving around, coming to a stop sign and an entire family, from 8 to 80, will be looking at me with that Dr. Evil look - pinkie on the mouth.
Mike Myers
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You are sitting in the passenger seat = don't touch my perfectly positioned vents!
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I wasn't driving down the wrong side of the street, smoking marijuana, waving my gun out the window.
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There is a blessed necessity by which the interest of men is always driving them to the right; and, again, making all crime mean and ugly.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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My car runs on gas, not friendship. So pay the fu.. up.
Unknown
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Id do anything for a perfect beach body, except work out and eat less.
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This Christmas I've decided to put a mistletoe in my back pocket....so all the people I dont like can kiss my ass.
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I wish fire trucks and ambulances played, 'Move bi...! Get out the way!' instead of using sirens.
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When people gossip and tear down another, it only exposes the lack of Gods love in them, and the satanic, self serving flesh driving them.
Unknown
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Keep driving, one day you'll reach your destination.
Terry Mark
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Our material eye cannot see that a stupid chauvinism is driving us from one noisy, destructive, futile agitation to another.
Anne Sullivan Macy
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