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My friends are all getting married. I'm getting drunk.
Unknown
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When I played drunks I had to remain sober because I didn't know how to play them when I was drunk.
Richard Burton
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So what we get drunk, so what we smoke weed. We're just having fun, we don't care who sees.
Wiz Khalifa
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An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
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Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Winston Churchill
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With true friends...even water drunk together is sweet enough.
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Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Ernest Hemingway
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The Italian saying of 'You can't have your cake and eat it too' is 'you want your bottle full of wine and your wife drunk.'
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Yo! Party at Cindy's house! Drunk white women for everybody! -Shorty
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An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men.
Charles Darwin
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Bacchus, n.: A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk.
Ambrose Bierce
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I never claimed that I knew how to dance, but I'll get drunk, get high, and pull down my pants
Hollywood Undead
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I'll make a nice mom one day, drunk people are good practice.
Unknown
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Babies are like innocent, little drunk people, pissing and shitting and puking wherever the fu.. they want.
Unknown
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If four or five guys tell you that you're drunk, even though you know you haven't had a thing to drink, the least you can do is to lie down a little while
Joseph Schenck
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Just wondering on a scale from 1 to David Hasselhoff how drunk you were planning on getting this evening.
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Not every man remembers the name of the cow which supplied him with each drop of milk he has drunk.
Shmuel Y Agnon
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Creationists make it sound as though a 'theory' is something you dreamt up after being drunk all night.
Isaac Asimov
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I'll get him drunk at high altitude. Or put a pair of skis on him.
Nick Faldo
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My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City?
Henny Youngman
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