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Electric Shock Short Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Straight to the money, no short cuts. Now watch me go retarded, yellow short bus.
Lil Wayne
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They say anything can happen in a short series. I just didn't expect it to be that short.
Al Lopez
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Neither Elizabeth or I are keen to do a real-life couple on the screen. It's not very electric.
Hugh Grant
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What is my loftiest ambition? I've always wanted to throw an egg at an electric fan.
Oliver Herford
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At the end of '69 I did a gig with Jean Luc Ponty here in L.A. He was an electric violinist.
George Duke
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A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
Erma Bombeck
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Just learning that you have MS is such a devastating shock.
Annette Funicello
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I am still in shock and awe at being fired.
Peter Arnett
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Crimes sometimes shock us too much; vices almost always too little.
Augustus Hare
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I'm in shock with how cruel people can be with animals.
Unknown
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A first visit to a madhouse is always a shock.
Anna Freud
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Lifes too short to put up with people who dont give a fu.. about me.
Unknown
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The first writing I did was short short stories for a newspaper syndicate for which I was paid five dollars a piece on publication.
Theodore Sturgeon
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Life's too short to hate people, life's too short to be arguing all the time, life's too short to be ignoring people.
Unknown
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I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it.
Voltaire
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Showbiz sucks...it's ridiculous, it's funny and it's all a joke. There are more interesting things to talk about than my hair colour, who I am dating or how short my skirt is. Millions of children are dying in Africa and they are talking about that shit.
Joss Stone
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
Unknown
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Drunk people run stop signs, high people wait for them to turn green.
Unknown
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A great many things have been pronounced untrue and absurd, and even impossible, by the highest authorities in the age in which they lived, which have afterwards, and, indeed, within a very short period, been found to be both possible and true.
Catherine Crowe
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Come and, step inside the Electric Slide. Spraying squirt guns at you like it's pesticides.
Mac Miller
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