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End Of The World Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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People always wonder when the world is going to end. I believe that the world will end when everyone stops loving.
Nichole Fickes
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Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one?
George Bernard Shaw
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The day the world ends, no one will be there, just as no one was there when it began. This is a scandal. Such a scandal for the human race that it is indeed capable collectively, out of spite, of hastening the end of the world by all means just so it can enjoy the show.
Jean Baudrillard
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If the world ends in 2012, I've wasted my whole life in school.
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The end of the world is nigh; 21 May, to be precise. That's the date when Harold Camping, a preacher from Oakland, California, is confidently predicting the Second Coming of the Lord. At about 6pm, he reckons 2 per cent of the world's population will be immediately "raptured" to Heaven; the rest of us will get sent straight to the Other Place.
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The purpose of this tract is to inform you of the great urgency there now is in the world for each and every person to be reconciled to God. The Bible is the Word of God! Everything the Bible declares has the full authority of God Himself. Now, at this time, information is coming forth from the Bible which clearly reveals Gods plan for Judgment Day and the end of the world itself. The Bible has opened up its secrets concerning the timeline of history. This information was never previously known because God had closed up His Word blocking any attempt to gain knowledge of the end of the world.
Unknown
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When a good thing goes bad it's not the end of the world.
Drake
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If the Mayans have taught us anything, it is that if you don't finish something, it's not the end of the world.
Unknown
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Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
Charles Schultz
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They said the world is going to end this year...Pssh They can barely predict the weather.
Unknown
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A perfect poem is impossible. Once it had been written, the world would end.
Robert Graves
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When a good thing goes bad it's not the end of the world. It's just the end of a world, that you had with one girl.
Drake
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The world began without man, and it will end without him.
Claude Levi-Strauss
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
Wanda Sykes
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If having scientists warning us about the end of the world isn't bad enough, religious folks are getting in on the act as well. Interpretations of the Christian Bible reveal that the date for Armageddon, the final battle between Good an Evil, has been set down for 2012.
Unknown
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For my birthday I want world peace, to end hunger and pain, to end global warming, to end racism, for people not to judge others by the outside, for all ages, colors, races, and other differences to never matter, for everyone to have same opportunities for all,to live in a world where money has no value, where equality and understanding is an everyday experience. For my birthday I want the impossible.
Unknown
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It's an end of the world I guess. I guess you'd currently call it disaster movie. But really they weren't disaster movies. They were more end of the world movies. This is more an end of the world movie.
Michael O'Donoghue
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In a West End town, a dead end world. The East End boys and West End girls.
Pet Shop Boys
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A lot of people might think, 'The end's coming, let's go party, But we're commanded by God to warn people. I wish I could just be like everybody else, but it's so much better to know that when the end comes, you'll be safe.
Exley
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