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Engineering Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
Unknown
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Our show was - it remained - you know, kids could watch it and laugh at it. And they wouldn't know - they wouldn't get the jokes. But they would laugh at it. So they tell me now they have grown up and they're watching it. Now they get the jokes. But we didn't say anything blatant.
Rue McClanahan
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I think of myself as a writer with a sense of humor rather than a comedy writer. Happy to tell a story with lots of jokes in it, I wouldn't know how to do jokes without the story.
Steven Moffat
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Slut jokes are just whor..able.
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I do engineering, not religion.
Daniel J Bernstein
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The engineering is secondary to the vision.
Cynthia Ozick
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I'm quite into the idea of engineering being beautiful.
Sean Booth
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I like engineering, but I love the creative input.
John Dykstra
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I know we're not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of the dirty people; we can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real sentences. But our innocence goes awfully deep, and our discreditable secret is that we don't know anything at all, and our horrid inner secret is that we don't care that we don't.
Dylan Thomas
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Being fat is nature's way of saying, You're so good, I think I'll make more of you!
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Scientists investigate that which already is; Engineers create that which has never been.''
Albert Einstein
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An engineer is someone who washes his hands before going to the toilet.
Anon
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I am going to design... a Station after my own fancy; that is, with engineering roofs, etc.
Isambard K Brunel
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The engineer has been, and is, a maker of history
James Kip Finch
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So I went for engineering, specifically product design, which I enjoyed.
Debi Thomas
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I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde.
Dolly Parton
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I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde.
Dolly Parton
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And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or leave 'em - you can say they're funny or they're terrible or they're good, or whatever, but you can just pass 'em by. But with Congress, every time they make a joke, it's a law! And every time they make a law, it's a joke!
Will Rogers
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Scientists dream about doing great things. Engineers do them.
James A Michener
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I did graduate with a bachelor's degree in civil engineering in 1948.
Daniel J Evans
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