TOPIC
AUTHOR
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
EVENTS
MEMBERS
LOGIN
SIGN UP
Quotes
Topics
Pictures
Questions
Authors
Blog
About
Terms
Privacy
Sitemap
Get in Touch
Advertise
Removal Request
Subscribe
Contact Us
Social
Facebook
Instagram
Twitter
Pinterest
Close
Submit Quote
Latest Quotes
Browse our latest quotes
Topic List
Categorized list of quote topics
Famous Authors
Alphabetical list of influential authors
Picture Quotes
Custom and user added quotes with pictures
Quotes
Questions
Submit Quote
Erma Bombeck Birthdayl Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Erma Bombeck Birthdayl" sorted by relevance. 138 matching entries found.
Related Topics
Funny
Shit Happens
Gluttony
Funny
Boyfriend
Automobiles
Dieting
Running
Theft
Ski
Direction
Cosmetics
Carpe Diem
Danger
Mom
Funerals
Vacation
Beach
Doctors
Show more
Office
Food
Dreams
Bravery
Marriage
Women
Halloween
Television
Success
Football
Children
Motherhood
Compassion
Sad Christmas
Wisdom
Gossip
Mind
Advice
Knowledge
Books
Politics
Housework
Age
Humor
Spontaneity
Drink
God
Family Loyalty
Action
QUOTES
It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding.
Erma Bombeck
4 Likes
Sponsored Links
For some of us, watching a miniseries that lasts longer than most marriages is not easy.
Erma Bombeck
0 Likes
Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it.
Erma Bombeck
13 Likes
Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time.
Erma Bombeck
1 Likes
Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments.
Erma Bombeck
5 Likes
Automobiles quotes
Sponsored Links
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
Erma Bombeck
35 Likes
Funny quotes
Dieting quotes
In general my children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced in television.
Erma Bombeck
5 Likes
Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.
Erma Bombeck
1 Likes
House guests should be regarded as perishables: Leave them out too long and they go bad.
Erma Bombeck
1 Likes
vThere is nothing more miserable in the world than to arrive in paradise and look like your passport photo.
Erma Bombeck
5 Likes
Sponsored Links
Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white? Certainly not a mother.
Erma Bombeck
7 Likes
I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent.
Erma Bombeck
3 Likes
I was too old for a paper route, too young for Social Security and too tired for an affair.
Erma Bombeck
8 Likes
Somewhere it is written that parents who are critical of other people's children and publicly admit they can do better are asking for it.
Erma Bombeck
9 Likes
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
Erma Bombeck
13 Likes
Sponsored Links
The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
Erma Bombeck
49 Likes
Sex quotes
Funny quotes
The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
Erma Bombeck
11 Likes
Funny quotes
Running quotes
Why would anyone steal a shopping cart? It's like stealing a two-year-old.
Erma Bombeck
4 Likes
Funny quotes
Theft quotes
If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.
Erma Bombeck
3 Likes
Skiing: I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill
Erma Bombeck
8 Likes
Funny quotes
Ski quotes
1
2
3
4
5
...
7
TRENDING
TRENDING TOPICS
May 02
Ambition
Be True To Yourself
Being Bored
Being Played
Being Tired
Best Friend
Blindness
Broken Love
Broken Promises
Cheering Up
Cheesy Love
Choice
Contentment
Correction
Cute Love
Distance
Good Night Messages
Incompetence
Secret Crush
Secret Love
ABOUT
Terms
Privacy Policy
Removal Request
Sitemap
Contact Us
OUR GOAL
Our goal is to help you by delivering amazing quotes to bring inspiration, personal growth, love and happiness to your everyday life.
© 2024 SearchQuotes™