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Erma Bombeck Her Favorite C Quotes & Sayings
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In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.
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My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car.
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I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent.
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What's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere?
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If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.
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Skiing: I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill
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When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911.
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Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart.
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When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911.
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I was terrible at straight items. When I wrote obituaries, my mother said the only thing I ever got them to do was die in alphabetical order.
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I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: Checkout Time is 18 years.
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When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, I used everything you gave me.
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I never leaf through a copy of National Geographic without realizing how lucky we are to live in a society where it is traditional to wear clothes.
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I was terrible at straight items. When I wrote obituaries, my mother said the only thing I ever got them to do was die in alphabetical order.
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When your mother asks, 'Do you want a piece of advice?' it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway.
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I have a hat. It is graceful and feminine and give me a certain dignity, as if I were attending a state funeral or something. Someday I may get up enough courage to wear it, instead of carrying it.
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On vacations: We hit the sunny beaches where we occupy ourselves keeping the sun off our skin, the saltwater off our bodies, and the sand out of our belongings.
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I have a hat. It is graceful and feminine and give me a certain dignity, as if I were attending a state funeral or something. Someday I may get up enough courage to wear it, instead of carrying it.
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Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you.
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People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you'll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow.
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