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My job is mostly to entertain and be funny.
Rosie O'Donnell
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It's good to be funny when you are a comedian.
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I'm funny, Ben. But I'm not stupid.
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Stealing, you'll go far in life. Actually, there is something funny about getting away with it.
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You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
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Im just a funny guy who knows how to act.
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It's funny - if you impersonate somebody, they have no idea it's them.
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Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
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I think actors who take things too far are funny.
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We are really going to miss trying to avoid you around here.
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It's funny how it unfolds when you shaking that tree. Look at me.
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You gotta keep the funny intact.
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If you tell the truth about how you're feeling, it becomes funny.
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Get well soon to someone who thinks they have the flu but probably doesn't.
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The best ears of our lives.
Milton Berle
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If you want a high performance woman, I can go from zero to b**** in less than 2.1 seconds.
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I believe in getting into hot water. I think it keeps you clean.
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Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
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That's okay, honey. I used to believe in things too.
Homer Simpson
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