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Facebook Status And Fake Frien Quotes & Sayings
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I don't understand those couples that fight and then a minute later change their Facebook status to 'Single.' I fight with my parents but you dont see me change my status to 'Orphan.'
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Just because I like your Facebook status does not mean I want to sleep, date, or hangout with you...
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Admit it, at least once in our life we have all tried to balance the light switch between the on and off position.
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If people could read my mind, I'd get punched in the face a lot.
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I've had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.
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Allowing gay marriages isn't nearly the gayest thing about California.
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'Are you as bored as I am?' Makes sense even when you read it backwards...
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Sorry you're upset that three brutal murders by one of your players may impact your team's playoff chances.
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The Miami Heat playing the San Antonio Spurs is the only way I could ever root for anything from Texas.
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Let's all pretend we're shocked that a professional football player committed sociopathic violence.
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These animal crackers are bullshit, this elephant tastes exactly like the giraffe did.
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Say this out loud five times fast! 'I won a math debate.'
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In a few years priests will say, 'You may now change your relationship status to husband and wife.'
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Posting lyrics on your status hoping that one person will read them and take the hint...
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Behind every great woman, there is a guy looking at her ass.
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I read something the other day that made me piss myself. It was a sign that said: 'Bathroom closed.'
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I refuse to go bungee jumping, I came into this world because of a broken rubber, I'm not leaving because of one.
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Google+ is the gym of social networking: We all join, but nobody actually uses it.
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I don't want to hear you complain about the heat unless you are planning to take off all your clothes.
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The Energizer Bunny got arrested. He was charged with battery.
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