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I've never seen a McDonalds or a Burger King under construction. They just show up out of nowhere.
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I like people who can keep the conversation going no matter how random the topics get.
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If you tickle my feet I am not responsible for what happens to your face.
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Randomly staring at your phone to avoid an awkward situation.
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New condom slogan: Wrap it in latex or she's going to get your paychecks.
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That awkward moment when theres a guy working at Victorias Secret.
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I wish the dollar store sold gas.
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I hate when I go to smell something and accidentally touch it with my nose.
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One of the hardest things to do is trying to plug in your charger in when it's completely dark.
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Girlfriend: Baby, I'm Pregnant. What Do You Want It To Be? . . . . . . Boyfriend: A Joke.
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I would say a crippled joke but I cant stand them.
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That dirty look you give the sidewalk when you turn around after you trip over it.
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Life is better in the summer....
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Facebook should change the relationship status 'Its complicated' to 'It's confusing and stressful and we're seeing other people.'
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Things that probably shouldn't be broken: 1. Hearts 2. Promises 3. Condoms
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Am I the only one who is tired of people complaining about their love lives, friends, or just their lives over facebook or in general? People are just trying to get attention by posting statuses or complaining to others about how bad their daily life is. Yes we all complain but there are those who do to often, and people need to realize that living a life can be tough but it's usually not worth complaining about especially over the internet. In my opinion the only people who should be able to complain about their lives are those who are fighting to survive.
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FACEBOOK, SlutBook, meet just to fu..Book, tryin to be sneaky but then get caught UpBook, ShameBook, LameBook, using a fake NameBook, corny in the streets but on here you got GameBook, JokeBook, PokeBook, everybody's QuoteBook, in pictures you got money but in person you BrokeBook, s..Book, FlexBook, flirting with your ExBook, someone leaves a comment then you get a urgent TextBook, FightBook, TrifeBook, everybodys RightBook, someone needs to come out with a get a fu..ing LifeBook!
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Lindsay Lohan should at least have to spend as much time in jail as we've spent hearing about it.
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Does anyone else get bothered by that last inch the shower curtain wont cover?
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Dear inventors of Tampons, How awkward was it for you to explain your invention to everyone?
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