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Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's family does too.
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Family members are like students and mother has responsibilities of teacher.
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The only people I have seen who have been truly pushing for the truth are the family members.
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The informality of family life is a blessed condition that allows us to become our best while looking our worst
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I love my family very much. I wish I could see them a little more often than I do. But we understand because we're a show business family and we all work.
Michael Jackson
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A family's photograph album is generally about the extended family and, often, is all that remains of it.
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At the end of the day, a loving family should find everything forgivable.
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If the family were a boat, it would be a canoe that makes no progress unless everyone paddles."
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No matter how many communes anybody invents, the family always creeps back
Margaret Mead
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I don't have a long family history of good cooks in my family.
Bobby Flay
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Many teenagers would like to have emotional outlet whenever they experience family problems.
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The interesting part of the process is developing the character, you know, why did he become that? Why is the guy a murderer, or why is this guy a pervert, or whatever he is. So that's the fun part for me to delve into the abyss.
Brion James
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When one guy undermines the other, it only causes trouble, and the team isn't successful. It's very important for both of us to accept our role and help the team. One guy can get hot, and if that's Alex, I'll support him and help any way I can.
Ed Belfour
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People say New Yorkers can't get along. Not true. I saw two New Yorkers, complete strangers, sharing a cab. One guy took the tires and the radio; the other guy took the engine.
David Letterman
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I find myself having these conversations where I go...You know, the guy, in that place. The guy in the place with the thing, you know. And it becomes this game of charades. And then finally, we realize that I mean the Pope.
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I would rather date a guy who's cute, can make me laugh, and has a nice personality than a guy who's popular, and just has a nice six pack.
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It's useless to try and make rhyme or reason of it, because one guy thinks one thing and the other guy sees a whole other thing. So I try not to take them too seriously. Lately I have them screened so I only read the positive ones.
David Zucker
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When I introduce you, I'm gonna say, 'This is a friend of mine.' That means you're a connected guy. Now if I said instead, 'This is a friend of ours', that would mean you a made guy. A Capiche?
Lefty - Donnie Brasco
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Y'know what? This is what I go by: It doesn't matter how good-looking a guy is, it just depends on his personality. If a guy can make you laugh and make fun of you, then that's what would win me over. So, yeah.
Rachel Bilson
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