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Family Guy Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Happy Grandparents Day from someone who will probably be the end of this family's lineage.
Unknown
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I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible...and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary.
Victor Borge
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Fame comes with its own standard. A guy who twitches his lips is just another guy with a lip twitch - unless he's Humphrey Bogart.
Sammy Davis Jr
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What every girl wants is a guy who cares, not a guy who'll pay for her dinner and all her fares.
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Admit it, we all feel much worse for the homeless guy's dog than we do for the homeless guy.
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Save yourself for the guy with class not the guy with his pants down his ass!
Unknown
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That song is a story that shows how easily you could get slipped into being labeled as the bad guy, even though what you really trying to do is tell the bad guy to leave you alone.
Slick Rick
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I hope somebody hits .400 soon. Then people can start pestering that guy with questions about the last guy to hit .400.
Ted Williams
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I play out negative fantasies for people. I'm the guy people love to hate. And they always remember the bad guy.
Brion James
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Fame comes with its own standard. A guy who twitches his lips is just another guy with a lip twitch - unless he's Humphrey Bogart.
Sammy Davis Jr
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I always look at films as real stories with real people in real situations. That's why I struggle with the whole notion of calling someone the 'good guy' or the 'bad guy,' because I think we all have potential to do good things and all have the potential to do bad things.
Guy Pearce
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One time at the beach this guy was swimming in the ocean yelling 'Help! Shark! Help!'. I just laughed, I knew that shark was not going to help him.
Unknown
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It is in my nature to be kind, gentle and loving... BUT KNOW THIS: When it comes to matters of protecting my friends, my family and my heart.. Do not trifle with me. For I'm the most powerful and relentless creature you will ever know...
Harriet Morgan
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It's certainly more interesting for me as an actor, but I think it's also more interesting for the audience to see three-dimensional characters, rather than just a bad guy or a good guy.
Nicholas Lea
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Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
Charles Dickens
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The family circle is the supreme conductor of Christianity.
Henry Drummond
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I do have a family, and obviously I spend as much time as I can with them. Though even when I'm with my family, my mind tends to drift toward baseball.
Bill James
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Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently
Chinese Proverb
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The only rock I know that stays steady, the only institution I know that works, is the family.
Lee Iacocca
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Blood dont make you family. Loyalty and Respect makes you family.
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