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Family Guy Funny Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Family Guy Funny" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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My family is like a sanctuary to me.I turn to them for support and strength. I take comfort in knowing no matter which path I choose, my family stands behind me.
Nishan Panwar
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Best things in life: Friends that are like family, and family, which are like friends.
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Having a thirteen-year-old in the family is like having a general-admission ticket to the movies, radio and TV. You get to understand that the glittering new arts of our civilization are directed to the teen-agers, and by their suffrage they stand or fall.
Max Lerner
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When, at the age of seven, he blew up the family truck by dropping a match down the gas tank, we should have known he'd grow up to make his living hurling verbal firebombs at presidents.
Larry Speakes
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Time was with most of us, when Christmas Day, encircling all our limited world like a magic ring, left nothing out for us to miss or seek; bound together all our home enjoyments, affections, and hopes; grouped everything and everyone round the Christ
Charles Dickens
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Sorry Meg. Daddy loves ya, but Daddy also loves Star Trek, and in all fairness, Star Trek was here first. -Peter Griffin
Family Guy
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I guess now that I think back, I used to play priest and be a funny priest. I don't know, I grew up in such a Catholic family that I kind of liked to test the boundaries a little bit and I think I had fun watching my mom laugh.
Jenny McCarthy
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A guy sitting with his girlfriend, drinking beer says, "I love you". Girl asks "Is it you or the beer talking?". Boy replies, "Its me. Talking to my beer."
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I like drama. I love being in a drama where I get to be the funny guy. That's what I really love the most.
John Leguizamo
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The voice of parents is the voice of gods, for to their children they are heaven's lieutenants.
William Shakespeare
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The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family.
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So much of what is best in us is bound up in our love of family, that it remains the measure of our stability because it measures our sense of loyalty. All other pacts of love or fear derive from it and are modeled upon it.
Haniel Long
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My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that's the law.
Jerry Seinfeld
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Happy Friendship Day to a best friend who single-handedly raises my family's suspicions about my s..ual orientation.
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My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that's the law.
Jerry Seinfeld
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Life feels heavenly when your family become your friends and your friends become your family.
Yash Raj
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A single loyal friend is worth more than a house full of pesky relatives.
William E Lewis Jr
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I just let the work speak for itself. An actor is not afraid to take risks; to put on different hats; to be a good guy, a bad guy, a victim, an abuser. There are all kinds of people in the world, and playing them is what acting is all about.
Kevin Bacon
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I decided to try drama for the attention and making my family laugh. There is no greater joy then hearing your parents laugh. I enjoyed being the guy who made others laugh. As I became older, and more mature, I realized that there was a lot more to acting and there is a whole craft behind it. I love story telling! I love listening to stories and I love telling them.
David Schwimmer
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May your holiday season be filled with friends and family who don't bring up your school's horrifying pedophiliac s.. scandal.
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