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You can never have a thousand percent batting average on jokes, it's just never going to happen.
Paul Feig
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Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.
Mark Twain
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Groucho Marx
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How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
Spike Milligan
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I miss my friends, the fun we usually have in class, the jokes, the gossips but not the studying part.
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I've got a very poor sense of direction. I keep forgetting which way is forwards.
Geoffrey Parfitt
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I don't want to be with someone boring because I'm always laughing. I like to play jokes on people and be sarcastic.
Ashley Benson
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The fastest way to make your own Anti-freeze is to hide her nightgown.
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People joked that Forster became more renowned with every book he did not write.
Paul Gray
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What did the traffic light say to the car? Don't look, I'm changing!
Tanya Bianco
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I lost my coat, hopefully someone didn't jacket.
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I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming.
Jimmy Carter
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Never say never, she might do her friend, you never know. Shorty make that d..k stand up like it's telling jokes.
Lil Wayne
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I would say a crippled joke but I cant stand them.
Unknown
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I like to hold the microphone cord like this, I pinch it together, then I let it go, then you hear a whole bunch of jokes at once.
Mitch Hedberg
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Foot: A special device for finding furniture in the dark.
Unknown
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I haven't taken my Christmas lights down. They look so nice on the pumpkin.
Winston Spear
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I grew up in an environment of jokes and sarcasm and puns. I talk that way, so I write that way.
Allan Sloan
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
Oscar Levant
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If you were on the phone with me and Tommy right now, we would probably forget you were there, we'd just be cracking jokes. It's like Beavis and Butthead.
Nikki Sixx
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