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I took the right leg of that woman's body, from the knee to the hip took the fat off and ate it while he stared at the other girl. When I bit into it she just urinated right there.
Arthur Shawcross
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A broken heart is what makes life so wonderful five years later, when you see the guy in an elevator and he is fat and smoking a cigar and saying long-time-no-see.
Phyllis Battelle
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Who ever invented ALCOHOL should be shot immediately, Hang overs r the worst...I swear it feels like a fat baby is kicking me in the head.
Kevin Hart
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Be sure to enjoy the trademark beverage of New Orleans named for the deadly storm surges that frequently decimate the city.
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Be sure to enjoy the trademark beverage of New Orleans named for the deadly storm surges that frequently decimate the city.
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Following the Jewish tradition, a dispenser of schmaltz (liquid chicken fat) is kept on the table to give the vampires heartburn if they get through the garlic defense.
Calvin Trillin
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If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat - in other words, turn you into an adult.
P J O'Rourke
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Imprisoned in every fat man a thin man is wildly signaling to be let out.
Cyril Connolly
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My side Jones is fat and my freak Jones is purdy. Why? 'Cause I Mac like Bernie.
Wale
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For the majority of the time, I may as well have been just a really tan white kid. You know, I may as well have just been, like, a fat kid.
Aziz Ansari
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There is a fine line between being curvy and being fat. That line is called a 'stretch mark.'
Unknown
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Youre on a diet. Give me that fat cake.
Honey Boo Boo Child
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Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds.
Joan Rivers
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I miss you like a fat kid on a diet misses cake.
Unknown
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No, that's not it. The first time we met was at Fat Tuesday's. Benny was playing, this was, I think in 1989?
Benny Green
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Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds.
Joan Rivers
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I'm gonna kill him! I'm gonna finish him like a cheesecake! -Fat Amy
Pitch Perfect
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Im ugly, I'm fat, I'm depressed, I want to die, I hate this world, I hate myself, I cant do anything right, I'm disgusting, I'm just not ok...
Unknown
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They lard their lean books with the fat of others' works.
Robert Burton
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The Rock is gonna go through HHH like ex-lax goes through his fat-ass mama!
The Rock
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