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Fat Head Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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Your momma's butt is so big, she got stopped at the airport for having 200 pounds of crack!
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Want to look skinny without losing any weight? Hang out with fat people.
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Dear metabolism, I'll miss you...
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I never had huge ambitions...never. I was fat. I didn't know any fat famous actresses. I just did not see myself in that world at all, and I'm being very sincere. You know, once a fat kid, always a fat kid. And I still sort of have that. I often look at women who wear great jeans and high heels and nice little T-shirts wandering around the city and I think, I should make more of an effort.
Kate Winslet
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When your skinny friend says she's fat and you're just standing there...all fat as a motherfu..er.
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It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it.
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Being fat isn't so bad.. fat people are harder to kidnap!!
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No excuses for being fat in the 21'st century - You fat girls disappoint me.
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I complain about being fat but then I keep eating...Living the fat life.
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Relationships are like fat people, most of them don't work out.
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My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it.
Paula Poundstone
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Every word that you say keeps on bouncing around in my head. When all my delusions of grandeur have turned into bad jokes instead.
Mike Posner
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I have a fat head, I get freaked-out looking at pictures of me. So I got a Sharpie and drew horns and a goatee.
Rachael Ray
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The roses have wilted, The violets are dead, Sugar is lumpy And so is your head.
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Fat Tuesday? I feel fat every day of the week...Today is nothing special.
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When I exercise, I wear all black. It's like a funeral for my fat.
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Okay, then let's talk about your daddy. Your daddy was so fat... that when he went to school he sat next to everybody! And still...he still not as fat as your fat mama!
Sherman Hemsley
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Okay, then let's talk about your daddy. Your daddy was so fat... that when he went to school he sat next to everybody! And still...he still not as fat as your fat mama!
George Jefferson
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
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Tuesday, I don't hate you cause you're fat. You're fat cause I hate you. But yeah I actually do hate you cause you're fat.
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