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I just saw a fat guy with a shirt that said: I beat anorexia. Defiantly made my day.
Unknown
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I put on the fat suit and went outside and walked around. I was really nervous about being found out, but nobody would even make eye contact with me. It really upset me.
Gwyneth Paltrow
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Now I ain't worried about a thang 'cause I just hit me a lick. I got a fat sack and a super fly chick and uh uh.
Baby Bash
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As I was growing up, it was made clear that the fat me wasn't welcome, that a thin person was expected and awaited, and impatiently so.
Arabella Weir
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Damn, I forgot to go to the gym yesterday! That's 10 years in a row now...
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People who can eat as much as they want and never gain weight, I hate you...
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That's so different in Hong Kong when I'm using my own mother language, I can treat the line in one thousand different ways, with many different reactions.
Chow Yun-Fat
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Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women.
Nicole Hollander
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Two things are going on at the same time with the flattening of the world: The relentless quest for efficiency is squeezing some of the fat out of life.
Thomas Friedman
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American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not purchase any product, including floor wax, that has fat in it.
Dave Barry
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In the Psalm of the Fiends Love.....discriminates while the fat cats feed the rats their daily dose of cake.
Otep
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You never hear skinny people saying, 'Im just small boned.'
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As far as I'm concerned, love means fighting, big fat lies, and a couple of slaps across the face.
Edith Piaf
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I've played so many historical characters because most horrible dictators are short, fat, middle-aged men.
Bob Hoskins
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My foreign car painted flat black. My girl hopped out a.. fat.
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If you want to ask about my drug problem, go ask my big, fat, smart, ten pound daughter, she'll answer any questions you have about it.
Courtney Love
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No, they dont, you jealous weakling. Passing Man: God damn, thats a big fat ass.
Eric Cartman
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After we have calmly stood by and allowed monopolies to grow fat, we should not be asked to make them bloated.
John Griffin Carlisle
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Christmas is the time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell government what they want and their kids pay for it.
Richard Lamm
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For me personally, I am small town girlI grew up in canyon country, California before it became Santa Clarita, back when it had tarantulas and scorpions and coyotes. I went on auditions as a hobby. Other kids went to soccer practice or ballet class, I went on auditions and then as I grew up, about 13, I got my first movie role in Friday, and thats when I decided that I wanted to do this as a career. I kind of have been working since I was 13. Thats my story.
Meagan Good
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