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Football Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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Things are neither clear nor clean in the world of football right now and many people recognise this reality.
Diego Maradona
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Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one?
George Bernard Shaw
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The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
Unknown
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The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
Will Rogers
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If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.
Bob Edwards
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I went to a football game once and got punched in the face, but you couldnt tell because I was already sitting in the nosebleed section.
Jarod Kintz
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When I played pro football, I never set out to hurt anyone deliberately - unless it was, you know, important, like a league game or something
Dick Butkus
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Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by committee meetings.
George F Will
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.
Dave Barry
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Football is easy if you're crazy as hell
Bo Jackson
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It is by vivacity and wit that man shines in company; but trite jokes and loud laughter reduce him to a buffoon.
Lord Chesterfield
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Emotion is highly overrated in football. My wife Corky is emotional as hell but can't play football worth a damn.
John Mckay
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Football players, like prostitutes, are in the business of ruining their bodies for the pleasure of strangers
Merle Kessler
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If I can join hands with FIFA and other continental bodies to promote football globally, then I can do more than that to raise African football to new heights.
Roger Milla
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New opinions often appear first as jokes and fancies, then as blasphemies and treason, then as questions open to discussion, and finally as established truths.
George Bernard Shaw
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I feel I have a lot to learn from English football and I am completely open to good influences in my way of thinking football. But I also have things to give them.
Jose Mourinho
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You really don't want a president who is a football fan. Football combines the worst features of American life. It is violence punctuated by committee meetings.
George Will
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Football players, like prostitutes, are in the business of ruining their bodies for the pleasure of strangers.
Merle Kessler
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An atheist is a guy who watches a N�tre Dame - SMU football game and doesn't care who wins
Dwight David Eisenhower
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My dream was to play football for the Oakland Raiders. But my mother thought I would get hurt playing football, so she chose baseball for me. I guess moms do know best.
Rickey Henderson
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