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Funny About Women Quotes & Sayings
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Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told not to fu..
George Carlin
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A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one who hopes they are.
Chauncey Depew
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Women are like telephones; They like to be held and talked to, but if you push the wrong buttons you might get disconnected!
Unknown
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For years, it's driven me crazy that women don't have better roles, especially in comedies. I know so many funny women but I always felt...misogynist streak is too strong a term, but a dismissiveness.
Paul Feig
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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Women are leaders everywhere you look, from a CEO to house a wife that holds together a home. Our country was built by women who stand alone.
Denise Clark
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All women crave attention, but Twitter and Facebook exposes all the women that can't function without it.
Mitchell Perry
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Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and three dollar pantyhose that won't run.
Phyllis Diller
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I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot.
Marilyn Monroe
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Women don't poop, they hold it in and it comes out as drama.
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There are more men than women in mental hospitals...which just goes to show who's driving whom crazy.
Hussein Nishah
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Women are angels. And when someone breaks our wings, we simply continue to fly...on a broomstick. We're flexible like that.
Unknown
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Women are like iPhones: You have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberries: Rub one ball and everything moves.
Unknown
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Why do women live longer than men? Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bills does.
Nishan Panwar
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Why would I make one woman so miserable when I can make so many women very happy?
Benny Hill
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The American audience has really opened up to women being A.) funny and B.) kinda crude. 'Bridesmaids' is R-rated, and I think it was a major coup for women to have an R-rated comedy that did really well. Same as 'Bad Teacher.'
Chris Pratt
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I've never cooked. I can't do much more in the kitchen than make a cup of tea and some toast.
Ethel Merman
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Women who love women are Lesbians. Men, because they can only think of women in s..ual terms, define Lesbian as s.. between women.
Rita Mae Brown
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What's so great about working with really funny women is that vanity comes second. Whatever makes it real and funny, they're going to go for, and it's just great.
Paul Feig
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It used to be that you had to make female TV characters perfect so no one would be offended by your 'portrayal' of women. Even when I started out on 'The Office' eight years ago, we could write our male characters funny and flawed, but not the women. And now, thankfully, it's completely different.
Mindy Kaling
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