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Funny About Women Quotes & Sayings
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Men look at women's behinds and go: what an ass! Women look at men faces and go: what an ass!
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Fact: Women suffer more migraines more men. Reason: Because we have to deal with men
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Men use love to get s... Women use s.. to get love. Me? I use coupons to get pizza.
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Being a woman is a terribly difficult task,since it consists principally in dealing with men
Unknown
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Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself-like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks
Jean Kerr
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I got expelled from the public library for putting all the 'Women's Rights' books in the fiction section.
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Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself-like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks
Jean Kerr
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Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself-like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks
Jean Kerr
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Women have a passion for mathematics. They divide their age in half, double the price of their clothes, and always add at least five years to the age of their best friend.
Marcel Achard
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Dear gay men, Please stop being so much kinder, funnier, and more attractive than straight men. Its quite depressing. Sincerely, all single women.
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Men say women should come with instructions.. what's the point of that? Have you ever seen a man actually read the instructions?
Nikhil Saluja
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Marriage works best for men than women. The two happiest groups are married men and unmarried women.
Gloria Steinem
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One day I might just change all of my passwords to 'Women' since nobody can seem to figure them out.
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Just because I'm sassy and have a mouth on me doesn't mean I'm coming from a negative place. There's irony in what I do; that gets overlooked. I've listened to a lot of rap where men talk a certain way, often about women, and I'm not offended. It's meant to be funny. I'm throwing it right back at them, with humour, but some people can't take it. They're not used to women talking back.
Kesha
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Just because I'm sassy and have a mouth on me doesn't mean I'm coming from a negative place. There's irony in what I do; that gets overlooked. I've listened to a lot of rap where men talk a certain way, often about women, and I'm not offended. It's meant to be funny. I'm throwing it right back at them, with humour, but some people can't take it. They're not used to women talking back.
Kesha
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Women are like a computer virus... they enter your life, scan your pockets, transfer your money, edit your mind, download their problems, delete your smile and hang your life!
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Women spend more time thinking about what men think, then men spend thinking!
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The one thing women don't want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.
Joan Rivers
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I like my women like I like my weekend - short, filled with liquor and gone by Monday.
Unknown
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There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, "I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked."
Jerry Seinfeld
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