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I think we're the only jokeless show on television. I mean really, we have no setups and no punch lines. It's not a joke show. There are funny lines and funny moments but again the comedy is born of the human experience and awkward pauses are a great part of what it is to be human.
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My mother had morning sickness after I was born.
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When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
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When I was born I was so surprised, I didnt talk for a year and a half!
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When I was born ... the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father ... I'm very sorry. We did everything we could ... but he pulled through.
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When I was born I was so surprised I didnt talk for a year and a half.
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When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
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Dear January, how is February? Please tell March that April said May will come before June, I heard that July is getting married in August, how about September and her kids? Please send my greeting to October and don't forget to tell November that all our fans reading this will end December in happy mode.
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When I was born I was so shock I didn't talk for a year and a half.
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This is the image from which he was born...... Characters are not born, like people, of woman; they are born of a situation, a sentence, a metaphor, containing in a nutshell a basic human possibility......the characters in my novels are my own unrealized possibilities. That is why I am equally fond of them and equally horrified by them......
Milan Kundera
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It takes two to make a murder. There are born victims, born to have their throats cut, as the cut-throats are born to be hanged.
Aldous Huxley
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It's funny how sometimes how the public some people think I was born like this. That I maybe I sleep and I do big muscle, but its a lot of work to look like this and to be in this kind of condition.
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I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like. It was born 15 minutes ago, it looks like a potato.
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I was born in Alabama. I was raised in Georgia. I'm so Southern I'm related to myself. I have a 12-year-old daughter. She takes after my daddy. She ought to. She's his.
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Plants are shaped by cultivation and men by education. .. We are born weak, we need strength; we are born totally unprovided, we need aid; we are born stupid, we need judgment. Everything we do not have at our birth and which we need when we are grown is given to us by education.
Jean Jacques Rousseau
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Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You'll realize this as soon as they are born, and they start using sleep deprivation to break you.
Ray Romano
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Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, 'What! You too? I thought I was the only one."
CS Lewis
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I must confess, I was born at a very early age.
Groucho Marx
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Have you noticed that all the people in favour of birth control are already born?
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I was born at the age of twelve on a Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer lot.
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