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Funny Baby Mamayour Husbandour Husband Quotes & Sayings
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Wife: honey I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear! Husband: kitchen, living room, dinning room, patio
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Waiting for you to come back home to me is the hardest thing I've ever had to do. I love you, my soldier, my hero, my husband.
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Get you goin' like ooh baby baby, ooh baby baby. Ooh baby baby, ooh baby.
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Baby you light up my world like nobody else I whisper as I turn my laptop brightness up.
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Sometimes I walk through the baby aisle at the grocery store as a reminder to always use a condom.
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Babies don't need a vacation but I still see them at the beach. I'll go over to them and say, "What are you doing here, you've never worked a day in your life!"
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If you just stop and think, baby, honey, love is a funny thing. Whatever you put in, that's what you expect to gain.
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hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm 4 months pregnant, and its your baby .
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I saw my ex-husband in the street. I was sitting on the steps of the new library. Hello, my life, I said. We had once been married for twenty-seven years, so I felt justified. He said, What? What life? No life of mine.
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A little in drink, but at all times your faithful husband.
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I blame my mother for my poor s.. life. All she told me was, 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath'. For three years my husband and I slept on bunk beds.
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Thanks for inviting me to your baby shower, it reminded me to take my birth control pill.
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There are three reasons for breast-feeding: the milk is always at the right temperature; it comes in attractive containers; and the cat can't get it.
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I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed Dolly Parton was my mother and I was a bottle-baby.
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Just dropped my last baby at a play date now I'm driving 1 hr to take my dog to school. Not funny something wrong with this picture.
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I never married because I have three pets at home that answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.
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If you were born in 1999, you are not a 90s baby. This new generation is confused. 90s baby means you grew up and remember the 90s...
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Stay right here where the lovin is strong. Baby please don't go. Stay right here where your needed the most baby. Don't Make me cry baby.
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As a matter of fact, I've been to Italy many times before I met my husband, which he can't even imagine that I could possibly know anything about Italian food. But, you know, Italian food's really basic, and there's so many different variations on it that what my husband did is he broke it down for me.
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I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like. It was born 15 minutes ago, it looks like a potato.
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