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Monkey ni... better not slip, feed yo a.. banana clips, yea I'll bust yo head gasket and leave you with an arm drip.
Yung Joc
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I've always loved those Yazoo banana milkshakes. Alcoholic drink depends on what mood you're in, doesn't it? Absinthe does make the heart grow fonder.
Jamie Bell
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Intellectual property has the shelf life of a banana.
Bill Gates
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I would rather play Chiquita Banana and have my swimming pool than play Bach and starve.
Xavier Cugat
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I can't make a cherry pop, but I can make a banana cream.
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Monkey see monkey do, banana clips. Shoot at them ni...s, no camera glitch.
Lil Wayne
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Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana
Drake
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
Unknown
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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We all have pressures, but you know how I deal with it? The natural way, with a rigorous diet and exercice rutine. Im up at 6:00 AM every day, I have my protein shake with banana and flaxseed oil, and by 6:10 Im on the eliptical. You know how I motivate myself? Not with anything artificial, I set a goal and I wont rest until I reach it.
Rachel Berry
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Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky went hunting? Well anyway, Brasky decides he's gonna hunt down all four members of the Banana Splits. He stalks and kills every one of them with a machete. They all beg for their lives, except Fleagul.
Bill Brasky
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That's the advantage of insomnia. People who go to be early always complain that the night is too short, but for those of us who stay up all night, it can feel as long as a lifetime. You get a lot done.
Banana Yoshimoto
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As great as Ed is, the wisdom out here is that he can't carry a movie. They'll pay him $3 million to be the second banana in Julia Roberts things. But they won't put up $3 million for an Ed Harris movie.
George A Romero
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
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Starting Monday, 7-11 will begin testing a new plastic wrap designed to keep bananas yellow and firm for five days. Though if your banana remains firm for more than 5 days call a doctor immediately.
Seth Meyers
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Prices kinda high, So you get past it you get muscled up, City kinda dry so this the time for you to hustle up, Baking soda beaken cup stretch it out whip it up, 2 to 4, 4 to 8 I can make it double up, Glock 40 hush em up, If a ni... rushin up, Ak-47 banana clip bi... I'll torch em up.
Yo Gotti
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I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny.
Rachel Dratch
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My swimsuit told me to go to the gym. But my sweatpants were like, Nah girl, you're good.
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It's time to renew that gym membership we're never going to use again.
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I grew up doing musical theater. So, I was immediately attracted to the music and performance aspects of it. That fact that it's actually funny, not trying to be funny, but actually funny was appealing, too.
Chris Colfer
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