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Funny Birth Day Quotes & Sayings
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I just always wanted to act from birth.
Emma Stone
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Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
Erma Bombeck
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Every man should see the birth of his children.
Dennis Banks
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The birth of any show is always a rough one.
Genevieve Gorder
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Well, we all are what we are, I guess you might say by an accident of birth.
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Today is national animal day. Please take a moment to remember your ex.
Unknown
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A quarrelsome wife is as annoying as constant dripping on a rainy day. Stopping her complaints is like trying to stop the wind or trying to hold something with greased hands.
Proverbs 27:15-16
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I can think of no better way to honor our fallen Civil War Union soldiers than by reminding Confederate flag-wavers that our current president is black.
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I love sketch comedy. My real goal is to do something with Albert Brooks. That would be my fantasy. I stay up night and day thinking up stuff he might find funny.
Illeana Douglas
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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
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Popularity ends on yearbook day, but respect lasts forever.
Gordon B Hinkley
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I felt so bad last night for having this one night stand, the following day I got another one for the other side of the bed.
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Happy Leap Day. According to 30 Rock, which is an authority on these matters: anything that happens today, didn't.
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Happy Leap Day! Anyone else hear 2pac is coming back today?
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I have had a really bad day today and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you please smile for me?
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I find it hard living in a day and age where people are unwilling to accept who they really are.
Matthew Lotti
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If you'd been a prisoner liberated from the Bastille, I'd have carefully considered your plight before alerting the authorities.
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Thank god our Founding Fathers didn't decide to declare independence in winter
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I always think its funny when people feel they have to be delicate with me. On Superbad, people would say absolutely anything every single day. After that, nothing could faze me.
Emma Stone
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I always think its funny when people feel they have to be delicate with me. On Superbad, people would say absolutely anything every single day. After that, nothing could faze me.
Emma Stone
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