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Funny Birth Orderured Quotes & Sayings
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The happiest lot for a man, as far as birth is concerned, is that it should be such as to give him but little occasion to think much about it.
Richard Whately
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As soon as I gave birth, it was as if you understand them. They become people, not kids. You start to identify with them. You see yourself in them.
Julie Walters
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I'm a neurotic New York Jew by birth. Creating characters is second nature to me.
Len Wein
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Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa
Bart Simpson
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I'm not interested in being Wonder Woman in the delivery room. Give me drugs.
Madonna
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But whoever gives birth to useless children, what would you say of him except that he has bred sorrows for himself, and furnishes laughter for his enemies.
Sophocles
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That awkward moment when you realize Obamas birth certificate was Osamas last horcrux.
Unknown
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I'm 100% against abortion unless you were ....d or you can die from giving birth. The only two exceptions in my book.
Unknown
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Only with our government are you given a certificate at birth, a license at marriage, and a bill at death.
Jennifer Dunn
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I'm not interested in being Wonder Woman in the delivery room. Give me drugs.
Madonna
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Ban partial-birth abortion except to save mother's life.
Jerry Weller
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If there is a transmigration of souls then I am not yet on the bottom rung. My life is a hesitation before birth.
Franz Kafka
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This is the reason why mothers are more devoted to their children than fathers: it is that they suffer more in giving them birth and are more certain that they are their own.
Aristotle
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Whenever I run into prejudice. I smile and feel sorry for them, and I say to myself, There's one more argument for birth control.
Freddy Fender
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Death, after all, is the common expectation from birth. Neither heroes nor cowards can escape it.
Mike Peters
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To give birth is a fearsome thing; there is no hating the child one has borne even when injured by it.
Sophocles
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He fertilizes a phrase or a line of poetry for weeks and then gives birth to it in a speech.
John Colville
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Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
Carol Burnett
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Our birth is nothing but our death begun, As tapers waste the moment they take fire.
Edward Young
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