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Funny Breakup Statusesing Drunking Drunk Quotes & Sayings
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It is time to get drunk! So as not to be the martyred slaves of Time, get drunk; get drunk without stopping! On wine, on poetry, or on virtue, as you wish.
Charles Baudelaire
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I didnt mean itI was drunk. I was at a high but at a low. I was a bit sick, a bit drunk. We were at Athens or Spain Madrid! I was drunk cuz there were free booze, the Red Bull thing. It just came out.
Oliver Sykes
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I stopped drinking, but only when I sleep.
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I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.
George Gobel
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An alcoholic is someone you dont like who drinks as much as you do.
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3 men were drunk,they stopped a taxi.The taxi driver figured that they were drunk,he just switched on the engine & switched it off & told them, 'we ve arrived'.The 1st guy gave him money, 2nd guy said thanks, but the 3rd guy slapped him.The taxi driver was stunned coz he was hoping that none of them must ve realized that the car didn't move an inch.So he asked,what was that for? Control ur speed next time,u almost killed us.
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A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
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Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholics best friend !!!!
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Let's have s.. one last time again.
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I think we should see other people until I am absolutely sure I can't do any better than you.
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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
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You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Dean Martin
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One reason I dont drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
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You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Dean Martin
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You're everything I've ever wanted in someone I don't want anymore.
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You are really starting to interfere with my being single.
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It's not you, it's my horrible choice in men.
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Acting like a drunk = hilarious; taking care of a drunk = horrendous. Just like making fun of ugly people = hilarious; being ugly = horrendous.
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Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Ernest Hemingway
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Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Winston Churchill
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