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My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car.
Erma Bombeck
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In real life, one of my friends was killed in a car accident during our sophomore year.
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Going to church does not make you a Christian anymore than going to the garage makes you a car.
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A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately.
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But once you have satisfied your material needs, which I think every wealth creator should - the house, the car, the plane, the boat - what comes next?
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Is it sufficient that you have learned to drive the car, or shall we look and see what is under the hood? Most people go through life without ever knowing.
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You know, Dan Marino should definitely buy this car. Well, not this one, 'cause I'm gonna fu.. this one up. But he should definitely get one just like it. -Mike Lowery
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Hey dumb a.. I bought my own car, not mommy and daddy!
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Doorman - a genius who can open the door of your car with one hand, help you in with the other, and still have one left for the tip.
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100 in the muller got more diamonds than a jeweler. Top down on the car... might be riding with a shooter.
Rick Ross
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You put funny people in funny costumes and paint them green and we could talk about anything we wanted to, because that was the only thing that fascinated Gene about this particular genre.
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Sometimes, when my underwear matches my outfit, it makes me feel like I really have my life together.
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My bed and I have a special relationship, we're perfect for each other. But my alarm clock just hates seeing us together.
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Sati is hilarious all the time. She has a great sense of humor. She knows she's funny, too. Like whenever she does something cute, she gets this smile on her face and announces, 'Funny baby!'
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Before someone gets their drivers liscence they should have to beat Rainbow Road on Mario Kart without falling off.
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Nascar would be so much more entertaining if they threw banana peels and turtle shells.
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When my girlfriend and I fight, I tighten the top to every jar and bottle in the house. Just so I can say "Oh yeah, you need me NOW, huh?"
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My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed.
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Dear God, my prayer for 2012 is a fat bank account and a thin body. Please don't mix these up like you did this year.
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