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Funny Car Accid Quotes & Sayings
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My cribs a disaster and my kush is the master. I was in my yellow car but my Ferrari go faster.
Wiz Khalifa
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When are you gonna give Martin Luther King his car back? -Roman Pearce
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A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after.
Peter De Vries
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Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down.
Dave Barry
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With my team, we at the car dealer. Smoking big green, I'm talking Godzilla.
Wiz Khalifa
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When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
Earl Wilson
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Hurricane Sandy is a lot like my ex-wife, wet and loud when she comes and when she leaves she'll take the house and car with her.
Unknown
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My car only heats up enough about 30 seconds before I reach my destination.
Unknown
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A car to pick me up every day, a chair with my name on it, everybody being very polite... what can you do except sit back and watch it all, try to take it all in?
Charles Dance
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I can't be bothered with paying homage to forefathers, see the future like the car show floor models.
Pusha T
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People don't understand that it was maybe my biggest pleasure to drive an F1 car when it's wet.
Alain Prost
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I always have to change the song I'm playing to something less embarrassing before someone gets into my car.
Unknown
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I'm gonna be the best dad that ever lived. I'll have a ranch with a race car track and a golf course.
Jeremy London
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I deserve congrats. Why? I just turned my old car into a new. My basement into a presidential view. One into two, a milli into a few.
Big Sean
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As soon as I get my car I think I'll be going to the cinema more. Since I don't go very often, there are no films that are a must see at the moment. I usually wait till they come out on DVD.
Tom Felton
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The bass player's function, along with the drums, is to be the engine that drives the car... everything else is merely colours.
Suzi Quatro
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Outside with my new car, my Chally parked by my old one. Got a couple of rollies dawg, but I'm usually rocking a gold one.
Wiz Khalifa
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s.. before marriage is wrong? Would you buy a car without test driving it?
Unknown
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I bet you find me in Webster Under the word "star". And I shine like the deuce 6's on the car.
Teyana Taylor
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