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Funny Cell Phone In Lava Quotes & Sayings
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Just faked a phone call to get out of signing a petition then got stuck in traffic...karma.
Blake Griffin
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Youre the reason why I fall asleep with my phone in my hand every night. I'm thankful I met you.
Unknown
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That champagne money was for gas and phone bills but shit, you bout to spend it on what matters most.
Drake
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And that's how I wrote to NICAP, but then later, just very soon after that, like three weeks later, we started getting phone calls from government agents.
Betty Hill
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I hate when I gently toss my phone onto my bed and it decides to take a leap of faith onto the floor.
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Me and my girlfriend, we go out every weekend. We just two love-birds, that's why we're always tweeting. I tell her all my secrets, she tell me all of hers. When we get off the phone, she says, 'No you hang up first!'
Mindless Behavior
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From cell phones to computers, quality is improving and costs are shrinking as companies fight to offer the public the best product at the best price. But this philosophy is sadly missing from our health-care insurance system.
John Shadegg
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If you salt a chicken the day before cooking, it starts to break down the cell structure of the meat and allows it to take on more flavor and actually helps it to stay more moist. Same goes for a steak, a pork chop. A lot of people brine; we preseason.
Michael Symon
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My resolution is to get healthier while still destroying myself with alcohol and drugs.
Unknown
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Sorry that, statistically speaking, you probably won't fulfill your resolution.
Unknown
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In Darwin's time all of biology was a black box: not only the cell, or the eye, or digestion, or immunity, but every biological structure and function because, ultimately, no one could explain how biological processes occurred.
Michael Behe
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Funny is funny is funny.
Bob Newhart
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No better friend, no better love. A bad boy yet a good man Strong inside and out, with a gentle heart and hand. Too easy it is to fall for him, and see your future in his eyes. Not worrying then of times to come, not thinking of goodbyes. So there you stand with dog tags on, worn close around your neck. Waving goodbye to him and praying, for the day that bus comes back. Then its lonely nights in bed, waiting for the phone to ring. Dreaming of the times you've had, remembering everything. You wait for letters sent by him, and cherish every word he writes. Reading them each over again, to help get through the lonesome nights. You wake up to midnight phone calls, to hear how he has been And say I love you enough times to last, until you talk to him again. You do your best to tough it out Without a shoulder on which to lean. Smiling while thinking of how it feels To fall in love with your Marine!
Unknown
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Unlike then, the mail stream of today has diminished by such things as e-mails and faxes and cell phones and text messages, largely electronic means of communication that replace mail.
John M McHugh
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My intention here is to make it clear that not a single cell of my composition, here in regard to The Raven, is found by chance or intuition, that the composition moved towards perfection with the precision and inevitability of a mathematical equation.
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We must renew our efforts to keep our communities safe, from the dangers of terrorists from foreign lands and from common criminals here at home. Let no criminal believe that tough fiscal times will yield an open cell door and a ticket to freedom.
Bill Owens
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Selling your soul feels like letting someone borrow your phone with your consent and yet you still instinctively check your pocket for it.
Unknown
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these sidewalks liquid then stone building walls and an old pay phone it rings like all through the daylight.
Matt And Kim
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That feeling you get when, his name shows up on your phone.
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I have friends who I get along with who I know get very uncomfortable being alone, unless they're with people, talking all the time. Whether it's on the phone, or in person, they're never by themselves. Whereas I could be alone for months
Viggo Mortensen
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