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I have an eating disorder. I be eatin DIS order of fries, and DIS order of nuggets, and DIS order of wings and so on, so on, you get it.
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That awkward moment when you say 'Hey' to someone on facebook chat, and seconds later they sign out. How Rude.
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Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
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Liking your own status, is like high-fiving yourself in public...
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If State Farm were such a good neighbor they'd come over and pick up all the dog shit in my yard.
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If you don't have an iPhone I feel bad for you, son. I got 99 Emojis & you can't see none.
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That Rebecca Black moment when you get on the bus & don't know which seat to take.
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I just saw a fat guy with a shirt that said: I beat anorexia. Defiantly made my day.
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There is nothing as disgusting as the feeling you get the moment that your finger breaks through the toilet paper.
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On a scale from Kristen Stewart to Nicki Minaj, how many different facial expressions do you have?
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Absolutely no one can text faster than a pissed off woman.
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Sorry your decision to quietly change your relationship status was broadcast to every single one of your Facebook friends.
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Is wondering who was the first to look at a cow and think: I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!
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If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.
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Call of Duty: MW3 comes out midnight tonight. I wonder how many relationships are going to end this week.
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They say you are what you eat. Well that's funny...I don't recall eating a s..y beast today.
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I hate it when I'm singing a song and someone joins in! Please, this isn't Glee!
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Hey I just met you, and girl you look crazy, what brands your make-up, Crayola maybe?
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Whats the worst thing to do to a blind person? Leave the plunger in the toilet.
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