TOPIC
AUTHOR
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
EVENTS
MEMBERS
LOGIN
SIGN UP
Quotes
Topics
Pictures
Questions
Authors
Blog
About
Terms
Privacy
Sitemap
Get in Touch
Advertise
Removal Request
Subscribe
Contact Us
Social
Facebook
Instagram
Twitter
Pinterest
Close
Submit Quote
Latest Quotes
Browse our latest quotes
Topic List
Categorized list of quote topics
Famous Authors
Alphabetical list of influential authors
Picture Quotes
Custom and user added quotes with pictures
Quotes
Questions
Submit Quote
Funny Crazy And Weird Sarcastic Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Crazy And Weird Sarcastic" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
Related Topics
Being Weird
Being Crazy
Being Weird
Being Unique
Originality
Being True To Yourself
Being Imperfect
Perfection
Being Judged
Criticism
Life
Best Friend
True Friend
Loyalty
Friendship
Mathematics
Funny
Humor
Problem Solving
Show more
Humorous
Friends
Funny
Sarcastic
Funny Christmas Card
Humorous Christmas
Sarcastic Christmas
Christmas Humor
Annoying People
Understanding
Misunderstood
Crazy Life
Live Life To The Fullest
Living
Spontaneity
Opportunity
Taking Chances
Crazy Love
Sarcastic
Being Kind
Students
Being Myself
Being Different
Reality
Jokes
Vanity
Self-confidence
Christmas
Funny Facebook Status
QUOTES
I had braces for two-and-a-half years, and I promise you, I wouldnt have been the same girl if I didnt. I would not have smiled. I think Ive done every crazy diet there was in the beginning, but its weird: Im thinner now than I was when I was modeling.
Molly Sims
3 Likes
Sponsored Links
There was a weird moment whereI was still a drummer, I always saw myself as a drummerand we got nominated for a Grammy, that was really crazy, and I was sitting there and Stevie Wonder was on stage and I remember thinking "Wow, I really need to take singing more seriously!"
Patrick Stump
6 Likes
Dear Santa, what I want for Christmas is... your list with names of naughty girls.
Unknown
693 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Funny Christmas Card quotes
Humorous Christmas quotes
Sarcastic Christmas quotes
Christmas Humor quotes
I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.
Unknown
137 Likes
Funny Christmas quotes
Funny Christmas Card quotes
Humorous Christmas quotes
Sarcastic Christmas quotes
Christmas Humor quotes
Im crazy. Im funny. Im cute. Im brave. Im girly. Im sweet. Im cheerful. Im annoying. Im just me and I like it that way.
Unknown
844 Likes
Cute Girly quotes
Crazy Life quotes
Sponsored Links
I'm really sarcastic. Not Morgan Webb sarcastic. She's dry, 100%. I'm different from her.
Olivia Munn
2 Likes
I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
Unknown
143 Likes
Funny Christmas quotes
Funny Christmas Card quotes
Humorous Christmas quotes
Sarcastic Christmas quotes
Pick Up Lines quotes
If the 2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still 2?
Unknown
224 Likes
Sarcasm quotes
Witty quotes
Funny quotes
Sarcastic quotes
Jokes quotes
What's wrong, don't you get any attention back home?
Unknown
21 Likes
Sarcastic quotes
Funny quotes
I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you don't like?
Jean Cocteau
25 Likes
Funny quotes
Sarcastic quotes
Sponsored Links
Your services might be as useful as a barbershop on the steps of a guillotine.
Rowan Atkinson
14 Likes
Funny quotes
Sarcastic quotes
A sarcastic person has a superiority complex that can be cured only by the honesty of humility.
Lawrence G Lovasik
78 Likes
Sarcastic Life quotes
Fighting the urge to put a sarcastic comment on someone else's status.
Unknown
119 Likes
Facebook quotes
Sarcasm quotes
Sarcastic Life quotes
When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas!
Hussein Nishah
270 Likes
Funny Christmas quotes
Funny Christmas Card quotes
Humorous Christmas quotes
Sarcastic Christmas quotes
Christmas Humor quotes
I wanted to send you something AMAZING for Christmas but the mailman told me to get out of the mailbox...
Unknown
146 Likes
Funny quotes
Christmas quotes
Mail quotes
Funny Christmas Card quotes
Humorous Christmas quotes
Sarcastic Christmas quotes
Christmas Humor quotes
Sponsored Links
Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present.
Unknown
71 Likes
Funny quotes
Christmas quotes
Funny Christmas Card quotes
Humorous Christmas quotes
Sarcastic Christmas quotes
Christmas Humor quotes
Craziest thing I've done for love is getting married. I think it's crazy. I think it's crazy, crazy, crazy. I'm never going to say I wouldn't do it again but I have to make sure it's love and not settling for the 'I have to do this by a certain age,' which is kind of what I did.
Jenny McCarthy
48 Likes
Love quotes
Marriage quotes
Relationships quotes
He helped make Living Things even more crazy than I wanted it to be. He added old-fashioned piano and classical folk music - that weird otherworldly vibe - all these elements got onto the record.
Matthew Sweet
4 Likes
Love doesn't pay bills, unless you're a prostitute.
Unknown
138 Likes
Funny quotes
Sarcastic quotes
Prostitution quotes
I lost my coat, hopefully someone didn't jacket.
Unknown
78 Likes
Funny quotes
Theft quotes
Sarcastic quotes
Jokes quotes
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
...
25
TRENDING
TRENDING TOPICS
May 23
Be Yourself
Being Happy
Being Single
Chance
Character
Facebook Status
Give Me Strength
Giving Up
Growth
Heart
I Hate You
I Like You
I Love You For Him
Love
Madness
Marriage
Overcoming
Positivity
Self-awareness
Sin
ABOUT
Terms
Privacy Policy
Removal Request
Sitemap
Contact Us
OUR GOAL
Our goal is to help you by delivering amazing quotes to bring inspiration, personal growth, love and happiness to your everyday life.
© 2024 SearchQuotes™