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Funny Dating Headlines Quotes & Sayings
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Dating shouldn't be hard for someone like me and you know why it is? Because no one in this office will help me.
Michael Scott (The Office)
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Middle school dances: Go in single = come out dating someone. Go in dating someone = come out single.
Unknown
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Always remember this: 'A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes a misses'.
John Lennon
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The hardest part of your divorce will be finding an attractive recent picture of yourself to upload on a dating site.
Unknown
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People tell me there is plenty of fish in the sea, well that is nice and all but Im human, I dont date fish.
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Always remember this: 'A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes a misses'.
John Lennon
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My mom always complains about my lack of a boyfriend. Well, next time she asks, I'm going to tell her I'm dating two different guys...Mr. Duracell and Mr. Energizer.
Michelle Landry
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Headlines twice the size of the events.
John Galsworthy
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If Facebook is like dating, then Twitter is like a one night stand - it's fun while you're doing it, you finish in like 5 minutes, and you feel real cheap afterwards.
Unknown
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I don't understand the whole dating thing. I know right off the bat if I'm interested in someone, and I don't want them to waste their money on me and take me out to eat if I know I'm not interested in that person.
Britney Spears
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Pamela Anderson Lee released a statement confirming that she has had her breast implants removed. Doctors say that Pamela is doing fine and that her old implants are now dating Charlie Sheen.
Conan O'Brien
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Ladies there is nothing wrong with dating or get into a relationship. However, do not let the person you dating take advatange of you in anyway. If you are always sad and crying everyday this is a true sign that the person you with not making you happy leave!
Unknown
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I'm honoring you this Boss's Day by spending only half my workday on email, social media, dating sites, and po..ography.
Unknown
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What is a date really, but a job interview that lasts all night? The only difference is that in not many job interviews is there a chance you'll wind up naked at the end of it.
Jerry Seinfield
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Want to make a good first impression on a guy? Ask questions about him, seem interested, listen, giggle and swallow.
Family Guy
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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Showbiz sucks...it's ridiculous, it's funny and it's all a joke. There are more interesting things to talk about than my hair colour, who I am dating or how short my skirt is. Millions of children are dying in Africa and they are talking about that shit.
Joss Stone
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A girl called me once and said come over, nobody is home! I went there and she was right, nobody was home
Hussein Nishah
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I was on a date with this really hot model. Well, it wasn't really a date date. We just ate dinner and saw a movie. Then the plane landed.
Dave Attell
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What a man does in a relationship with a woman, is the reflection of the aftermath of what a woman has accepted in their relationship, from the time they've started dating.
Unknown
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