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Funny Dead Beat Dads Quotes & Sayings
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Songs used to be short, then they became longer, and now they're getting shorter. But otherwise, music is about a beat and a message. If the beat gets to the audience, and the message touches them, you've got a hit.
Casey Kasum
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When I kill a bug in my house, I leave the dead body around for a bit to warn the others.
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Beat that pu... up, beat it down til' your head explode, mammi up, certified; show me how you feel inside, if that condom pop, I aint stoppin; I'm gon come inside.
Maino
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The big debate right now is if Saddam is alive or dead. He's dead, then he's alive, then dead, then alive. It's just confusing. Today they showed videotape, and Saddam was speaking at his own funeral.
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You have two choices in life: you can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.
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Nobody can beat you up, as much as you can beat yourself up within your own mind.
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To be free it is not enough to beat the system, one must beat the system every day.
Samuel Johnson
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Don't let your dads eat pie!
Andy Samberg
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Dads are special, especially mine.
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The average pencil is seven inches long, with just a half-inch eraser - in case you thought optimism was dead
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CONGRATULATIONS! You've won a lifetime supply of air: Not valid under water, in space, when dead, or while choking.
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There you go making my heart beat again, heart beat again, heart beat again.
Sugarland
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I think my dad is a lot cooler than other dads. He still acts like he's still 17.
Miley Cyrus
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Deadbeat dads, may your day be filled with guilt and shame.
Unknown
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Turning into moms and dads next thing you know your better half.
Kenny Chesney
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It's like our country is being run by a bunch of bad alcoholic dads right now.
Patton Oswalt
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The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What's the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse.
Dennis Miller
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The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What's the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse.
Dennis Miller
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People use location as a language in films, and Quentin uses action as a language in his films. There's really not a lot of violence. It's more of an emotional beat than it is a physical beat.
Lucy Liu
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I paid a 1,000 dollars for my sneakers. Ye told ya, a 100k for a feature. Eee-err Eee-err, sound of the bed. Beat it up, beat it up, then I get some head.
2 Chainz
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