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Funny Dear Santa Quotes & Sayings
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Let's hope the kids are stupid enough to believe Santa bought them this year's budget-conscious, crappy gifts.
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After my first semester in law school, I'm seriously considering suing Santa for breaking and entering. I hate the holidays...
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The quality of your Christmas gifts makes me wish Santa was real.
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Dear Auto-Correct. Go to he'll.
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No matter how far away you move, you'll always be a dear friend several of us think about sometimes.
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Here's hoping Santa doesn't get killed using Apple Maps this Christmas.
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BOY: Can I have a photo of you? GIRL: Why? BOY: So I can show Santa what I want for Christmas.
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Oh, dear. Oh dearie-d-d-dear, dear. What shall I - who shall I...?
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Santa Barbara is my hood. I mean, it's not much of a hood, but it is definitely like my hood. I claim Santa Barbara like I claim my family-I'm going to be married and buried there.
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Experience is a dear teacher, and only fools will learn from no other.
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Dear Diet, The word die is in your name. Sincerely, And you wonder why no one likes you...
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Dear thighs, help out the needy. Sincerely, boobs.
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Please, dear God, don't let me fu.. up.
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Dear tummy, sorry for all the butterflies. Dear pillow, sorry for all the tears. Dear heart sorry for all the damage.
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Dear Past, thank you for your lessons. Dear Future, I'm Ready. Dear God, Thank You for giving me another chance.
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Dear Customer Service: First of all, you should know that Im typing this with my middle finger.
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Dear Google: They are only using you to get to me! Sincerely Wikipedia
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