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Funny Death Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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I look upon death to be as necessary to our constitution as sleep. We shall rise refreshed in the morning.
Benjamin Franklin
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Good men must die, but death cannot kill their names.
Proverb
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The stroke of death is as a lover's pinch, Which hurts and is desired.
William Shakespeare
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There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.
George Santayana
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The ''kingdom of Heaven'' is a condition of the heart -not something that comes ''upon the earth'' or ''after death.
Friedrich Nietzsche
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Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death.
Gen Michel Aoun
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So softly death succeeded life in her, She did but dream of heaven, and she was there.
John Dryden
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If we have been pleased with life, we should not be displeased with death, since it comes from the hand of the same master.
Michelangelo
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Generally speaking, the Way of the warrior is resolute acceptance of death.
Miyamoto Musashi
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Since change is constant, you wonder if people crave death because it's the only way they can get anything really finished.
Chuck Palahniuk
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Cold! If the thermometer had been an inch longer we'd have frozen to death.
Mark Twain
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I'll be judge, I'll be jury,' said cunning old Fury: 'I'll try the whole cause, and condemn you to death.
Lewis Carroll
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To live a life half-dead, a living death.
John Milton
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One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation.
Oscar Wilde
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As men, we are all equal in the presence of death
Publilius Syrus
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Let us all be brave enough to die the death of a martyr, but let no one lust for martyrdom.
Mohandas Gandhi
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And silence sounds no worse than cheers / After death has stopped the ears.
A E Housman
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He who is obsessed by death is made guilty by it.
Elias Canetti
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How strange this fear of death is! We are never frightened at a sunset.
George MacDonald
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Let your hope of heaven master your fear of death.
William Gurnall
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