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Funny Dinner Quotes & Sayings
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Badger hates Society, and invitations, and dinner, and all that sort of thing.
Kenneth Grahame
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Uh oh...better cancel that dinner party tonight! Thanks for the nose news neighbor.
Ned Flanders
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Despair is perfectly compatible with a good dinner, I promise you.
William Makepeace Thackeray
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When I invite a woman to dinner, I expect her to look at my face. That's the price she has to pay.
George S Kaufman
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I'm a 7 o'clock act. My people want to go to a show, a dinner and then go home and go to bed.
Louie Anderson
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We always had lutefisk for Christmas dinner, after which Dad read from the Norwegian Bible.
Peter Agre
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Remember, s.. is like a Chinese dinner. It ain't over 'til you both get your cookie.
Alec Baldwin
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My dream is to become a farmer. Just a Bohemian guy pulling up his own sweet potatoes for dinner.
Lenny Kravitz
21 Likes
The formal Washington dinner party has all the spontaneity of a Japanese imperial funeral.
Simon Hoggart
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I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic.
Will Estes
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My favorite time of day is to get up and eat leftovers from dinner, especially spicy food.
David Byrne
4 Likes
The bed is now as public as the dinner table and governed by the same rules of formal confrontation.
Angela Carter
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I think Ian McKellen made it all happen, because he used to throw dinner parties and invite everyone over.
Shawn Ashmore
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People think of you differently if you've been in their homes. They think they own you because they watched you while they were eating dinner, or they can turn you up or down, or even freeze you.
Maggie Smith
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Every Friday I used to have about fifty, sixty kids who would wait for me on Sunset Boulevard and I'd take them all to dinner. All runaways.
Al Lewis
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Be able to blow out a dinner candle without sending wax flying across the table.
Marilyn Vos Savant
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I once had dinner with Madonna and I wasn't nervous but within about a minute I found myself talking about underwear.
Randy Newman
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Cooking out the pot, I like my weed for lunch and dinner. Got some cookies in the jar, OG in the blender.
Wiz Khalifa
9 Likes
When I was a boy we didn't wake up with Vietnam and have Cyprus for lunch and the Congo for dinner.
Lyndon B Johnson
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You can imagine the kind of dinner parties I had to go to at a young age...pretty dull.
Prince Harry
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