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I used to like watching the Carol Burnett Show. I thought Carol Burnett was very funny. And I liked Madeline Kahn a lot because in my house we were watching a lot of Mel Brooks movies and she was always in them and super funny. And Gilda Radner. I used to like watching Saturday Night Live. I always thought that she was hilarious.
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Weird people are funny. If you're just completely normal, you're boring. So I so much prefer weird people to boring people.
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If couples who are in love are called 'love birds', then couples who always argue should be called 'angry birds.'
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I don't think fat is pretty. If I saw some big fat leopard walking through the jungle, I'd start laughing. Or if I was at the races, I saw some 150-lb. greyhound running against the other lean greyhounds, I'd start laughing too. It doesn't seem very natural. It doesn't look healthy. It doesn't look sleek or stealth. It looks funny. I think that's why people through history laugh at fat people. They're round and funny-looking.
Kirstie Alley
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With everything going on in this world. All the people with hate in their hearts, and minds, and still the focal point is the lies about me. You've made a mistake by messing with someone, who doesn't give a crap what you say. Here's my message, hear me out. I'm only saying this once. I don't give a shit about your insecurities. Your attempts to get my attention doesn't bother me, but when you crossed that line and dragged my name through the dirt, believe me girl you're gonna feel all my hurt. I work hard for the things that are in my hands. You seem to think that the scene you've made will somehow,some way cause me so much pain. I don't think you understand all your lies and shenanigans won't make me give a damn. It's all just a freaking scam. So I'll keep on living and keep on giving. We got one life to live, I won't be stopped with all your fibbing!
Unknown
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Facebook should have a limit on how many times a relationship status can be change ... after 3 times it should be change default to UNSTABLE!
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For April Fools Day, I think Facebook should switch the search box and the status update box around. So people would post updates on who they stalk.
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The whitest white dipped in clinging dirt. Another summer has thrown its corpse on my floor. The streets have given birth to even more strangers. Rivers of urine stripe the sidewalks. It rained the other day and the only thing that occurred to me was it would wash the smell away for a few days. Tonight is the first hot night. Outside my window, the human noise factor is intense. Its past midnight. They talk too much. They scream liquor-fueled idiot chatter. I pull away and close the door. I think about how its all going to play out. How much time people spend trying to get across to each other, trying to clear their names. Trying to overturn the charges brought against them. I have decided to tell them that its all true and not seek a fair trial. Its the only way to be free. Stop trying to matter. I could get my body tattooed with air-colored ink and walk invisibly amongst them. I have heard people say that they felt closer to their parents after they have died. Maybe if I treat people
Henry Rollins
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Fake news executives are nicer than real news executives, though real news executives are funnier than fake news executives. They dont know theyre being funny.
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Women spend more time thinking about what men think, then men spend thinking!
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Let's not spend New Year's Eve trying to figure out where to spend New Year's Eve.
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Funny is when you're serious.
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So here we are... It's funny how so close can seem so far..
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Funny how the people who know you the least have the most to say about you.
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I have a funny name.
Pia Zadora
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So here we are... It's funny how so close can seem so far..
J Cole
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They'll say, That's funny, but you can't do that on TV.
Shawn Wayans
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I'm really funny now.
Wanda Sykes
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The more I think of you, the less I think of you.
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